that girl, standing by the bus-stop...what should i do???

Quit the lumberyard and become a bus driver.

 

I was drinking and almost chocked to death on this one!

 

Drive by and show her your lumber.

 

Perhaps you should take the bus yourself.

 

Hurmm, if you offer a ride, there are 2 possible outcomes, obviously, she takes it or she says no. The reasons could vary. I think, you should try and see if that bus goes where you are going and start taking it. Make your move on the bus, slowly, day by day. Make it sound like your car is in the shop or something. Finally, if you have laid down the groundwork, let her know your car is "fixed" and then offer to take her to work if it's on your way, or lament that you won't see her any more then ask her out for something simple like coffee.

 

I doubt a girl is gonna take a ride, so you need a betta plan, stop and tell her you are looking for a puppy dog your friend lost. She'll say no, and then you can make small talk. Hey, what's your name....blah, blah, blah, if you see him or you;d like to talk or something you can call me at this number.

 

Ever thought about just walking up to her one morning and talking to her? Just a thought.

 

A lumberyard, a bus stop and a Jessica Alba clone. Man, 3814. There's something awfully familiar about this entire scenario.


-signed Dirk Diggler

 

where is this bus stop now?

 

Day One:
Make sure she's looking. Smile at her when you pass by. Sort of do "what's up?" with your head moving.
If she smiles back, continue to day 2a.
If she doesn't. Keep driving and continue to day 2b.

Day Two:
a. WAVE at her, don't smile, and see if she smiles FIRST. If she smiles back, stop the car and reverse it and wave.
b. WAVE and SMILE at her. She will smile this time. If she does, go to step a. If she doesn't... don't pay attention to her anymore and it ends there... she doesn't feel comfortable smiling at strangers or guys who smile at girls at the bus stops.

Day Three:
Drive slowly. Stop where she is waiting. Roll down your window. Say something to the likes of: "I always see you here, and didn't know whether to stop and say hi, or if you thought I'm a weirdo. I am [3814 - your name goes here]. " Human instinct will make her tell you her name. If she tells you her name, take it from there.

It will take just a little time for her to talk to you, if she feels comfortable.

EDIT: Si sabes español, di "HOLA. Siempre te veo aquí pero no se si pararme y saludarme o si piensas que estoy loco hablando con extraños. Me llamo [3814 - tu nombre]." El instinto humano hará que ella te diga el nombre suyo. Si te dice su nombre, ahí la llevas...

"Happy hunting." - Mr. Fabian

 

That was what I was thinking.

 

Hey interesting does she see you?
You have to like meet her/introduce yourself in a way that doesn't seem awkward/weird lol. Like something coincedental (seeming) or having something in common..relevancy.

So good luck!

Go 3814!

 

Just park near the bus stop, walk up to her, and tell her you've seen her a few times driving by in the mornings and wanted to invite her for coffee/dinner/banging/etc. If it doesn't work then move the hell out of this Vancouver place b/c this already seems like an awful lot of work just to meet a chick!!

 

Bus stop, one day, she's there, you say, "Please share my umbrella."

Bus stops, bus goes, she stays, love grows, under your umbrella.

 

ask her if she wants to sex you...

if she says yes..then your golden

if she says no..then your not

 

Speak to "Jessica" like that and she WILL BE smiling.

Another satisfied customer.