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that girl, standing by the bus-stop...what should i do???

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by 3814, May 12, 2005.

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  1. Uprising

    Uprising Contributing Member

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    awesome, just....awesome! :D
     
    #101 Uprising, May 16, 2005
  2. Faos

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    Girls love it if you drive by and say, "if you're sellin', I'm buyin'".

    Try it and see.
     
    #102 Faos, May 16, 2005
  3. moestavern19

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    Never fear, I will create an ordeal for you Chad.

    *You swerve up unto the curve and throw a bag of peanuts up in the air, while she looks at the peanuts up in the air, you throw a bottle of viagra by her feet.

    Initiate Convo...

    3814 : Uh pardon me but I couldn't help but notice from 100 feet away that you dropped this bottle of viagra, is your special someone a little lagging in the sack lately?

    Babe : Excuse me? I didn't drop any bottle... What? Wh-Who are you?

    Come On Strong...

    3814 : It's ok sweetie, you don't have to hide the problem from me, I understand all about what a woman like you really needs. We'll fly to the Bahamas and make sweet, sweet love to the Space Jam soundtrack.

    Babe : Uh... You are delusional buddy, Why don't you do us both a favor and keep driving by and wishing like the last 15 times.

    Be Persistent...

    3814 : Hey cut me some slack here, it's not every day I stop on the corner and try to pick up a girl like you.

    Babe : What the hell is that supposed to mean?

    3814 : Well I see tricks like you around here all the time, but I want to get you out of this. Come with me honey, we'll get you out of that w**** get-up and into some nice clothes, Do you love the Gap as much as I do?

    Babe : ...

    Explain Your Status...

    3814 : Alright Look... I'm just a cool guy who is out to score some tail. I'm not a rapist, honest.

    Babe : ...

    Throw out the invite...

    3814 : Ok well maybe you can just help me out, I've been looking for something a little new and exciting to spice up my love life, do you have any suggestions?

    Babe : Use your left hand.

    Hmmm, on second thought you are ****ing this up pretty bad, I don't think I can help you.
     
    #103 moestavern19, May 16, 2005
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  4. tigermission1

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    LoL!:D
     
    #104 tigermission1, May 16, 2005
  5. 3814

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    lol :D
     
    #105 3814, May 17, 2005
  6. 3814

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    well ****

    somebody has to help me understand what the hell went on this morning...it went something like this:

    I pulled up and rolled down the window and asked her, "hey, i see you here everymorning, and i just wanted to ask you if you need a ride."

    jessica (ironically, same as jessica alba): sure, that would be good

    she gets in...and then as i start driving it goes something like this...

    me: so where are you going.
    her: do you need a ride? (i'm not sure at the time if she was mocking me asking her, or what)
    me: uh, what do you mean.
    her: do you want a ride?
    me: i have a ride.
    her: i mean, would you like a ride ride.

    okay...she looks really hot at this point, wearing very tight pants, and a white t-shirt (she took off her jacket). her body was more smokin up close than from any time i drove by.

    me: you mean "ride" as in ride? or "ride" as in ride
    her: just answer the question (said in a sexy tone)
    me: sure, hold on, just let me find somewhere to park.

    i was absolutely caught off guard by how good this was turning out to be, or how good it seemed to be. i only wanted this day to be a beginning point, just get to know her name...then i could smile as i drove by or whatever, but she was offering much more than that (i thought).

    then out of nowhere...the momentum shifted...

    her: why do you mean somewhere to park.
    me: for the "ride"
    her: yeh, the ride, why do we need to park?
    me: so that it can be more private.
    her: more private for what?
    me: i thought we were going to, uh, nevermind.
    her: ****?
    me: well, i wasn't quite sure...i thought we were going to "ride"
    her: pull over.
    me: for the ride or for?
    her: pull over, let me out now.
    me: uh, okay.

    she got out...i offered a "see ya later" which had a "not likely" quipped back at me.

    yeh, i don't know if i was reading too much into the "ride" thing...but that totally caught me off guard...and i reacted with my dick instead of my head i guess...but how was i supposed to interpret what she was saying?

    anyways, if somebody wants to explain this to me...that would be good, because i'm still confused as hell.
     
    #106 3814, May 17, 2005
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  7. moestavern19

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    HAHAHAHAH Oh **** She's a hooker.

    lol.
     
    #107 moestavern19, May 17, 2005
  8. jcantu

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    MacBeth, is that you? j/j :)
     
    #108 jcantu, May 17, 2005
  9. Isabel

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    That is some weird ****... not sure what to make of it myself. Was she a tease/ just messing with you? Was she testing you in some way? Do any of you have a clue what this means?

    oh well, looks like she wasn't worth it anyway... sorry about that :(
     
    #109 Isabel, May 17, 2005
  10. KaiSeR SoZe

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    LMAO!!

    she's a hooker!! ahhhhhhahahhhahha! :D
     
    #110 KaiSeR SoZe, May 17, 2005
  11. Sishir Chang

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    3814;

    It sounds like she a member of the world's oldest profession but probably not a good one. Anyway I salute you for giving it a shot and would encourage you to try to talk to her again for some clarification.

    I mean she might not be a hooker but could just be a girl into mind games.
     
    #111 Sishir Chang, May 17, 2005
  12. Surfguy

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    If that happened, then it sounded like she was testing you. She put the pootie on the table and your wanker shot up unable to resist the temptation. Once she found out your interest seemed to be purely physical...she felt you were only after the snatch and gave you the boot. You were suckered into "wham...bam...thank you...ma'am" mode. Did you even catch her name?

    A ride ride. LOL.

    Or, maybe she wanted you to take her to the amusement park? ;)

    If this girl is as hot as you say she is, then she's probably been hit on in every which way. I think she filtered you out.
     
    #112 Surfguy, May 17, 2005
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  13. FranchiseBlade

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    That is strange, alright. You should have just kept playing with the term "ride" like you knew what she was talking about. It probably wouldn't have changed the outcome, but it would have been funny.

    3814: Oh yeah I want to ride. There is nothing I like more than to... ride.

    3814: You call this a ride? I thought you were offering me a ride.

    Then if she kept talking like you should know what she was talking about, put it back on her.

    3814: I haven't even see you do one thing that leads me to believe you want a ride. I'm all about riding, and look at you... All I'm doing now is giving you a ride.

    3814: (singing under his breath) If you want to ride... ride the white horse... If you want to ride... Don't ride the white pony.

    She might have laughed and eventually explained herself, or it could have ended the same way, or she would have just thought you were nuts which wouldn't have been bad either.
     
    #113 FranchiseBlade, May 17, 2005
  14. Zac D

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    best part by far
     
    #114 Zac D, May 17, 2005
  15. KaiSeR SoZe

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    you should have told her she kicked ass
     
    #115 KaiSeR SoZe, May 17, 2005
  16. Falcons Talon

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    Next time have some $$$ handy!!!


    ...and build her cake!
     
    #116 Falcons Talon, May 17, 2005
  17. KingCheetah

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    The moral of the story is ~ never pick up a girl at a bus stop.

    ! :D !
     
    #117 KingCheetah, May 17, 2005
  18. G.O.A.T.

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    Dude, you have got to give this one more try! It's like an unsatisfying end to a movie. Show up with flower, a fifty or apologize and give it one more shot.
     
    #118 G.O.A.T., May 17, 2005
  19. wizardball

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    what a bs story.:rolleyes:
     
    #119 wizardball, May 17, 2005
  20. Faos

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    Is "ride" also slang for some type of drug?
     
    #120 Faos, May 17, 2005
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