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that girl, standing by the bus-stop...what should i do???

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by 3814, May 12, 2005.

  1. neXXes

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    This situation reminds me of Taxi Driver.
     
  2. Sishir Chang

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    Its frightening that when I drink my foreign language skills become better.

    I've decided if I drank like a fish I could become a UN level translator.
     
  3. Sishir Chang

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    At the bus stop she's waiting.

    His car is warm and dry.

    Don't stand.

    Don't stand so.

    Don't stand so close to me.
     
  4. Sishir Chang

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    Whatever you do make sure you introduce yourself as "3814"
     
  5. 3814

    3814 Contributing Member

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    that's prob the easiest way to get it done conveniently...

    ...or the "can you help me with this," Pittman line.
     
  6. 3814

    3814 Contributing Member

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    that'll get her for sure :D
     
  7. rubytuesday

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    as a girl, i would appreciate (and not be creeped out by) the honest approach droxford mentioned.

    just don't do too much on your morning drives after that and try to read her b/c afterall, you are still a complete stranger to her. stalker-like, creepy guy is not how you want her to describe you to her friends!

    i think your biggest prob is that a 15 minute window of talking (while you're in a car and she's at a bus stop) isn't the best opportunity to get to know someone. so i dunno how you're gonna figure that part out.

    keep us posted!
     
  8. Austin70

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    Use this one " Hey you, get out of dreams, and into my car."
     
  9. Falcons Talon

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    ...Put on your robe and wizard hat...
     
  10. mc mark

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    I love that song!
     
  11. GladiatoRowdy

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    I would do and say something very similar to this. Direct, honest, and complimentary always score lots of points with women. My only modification would be a self-depricating joke to show her you have a sense of humor.
     
  12. MadMax

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    Ty: what's wrong with lumberyards? i own two lumberyards.

    Danny: I notice you don't spend too much time there.

    Ty: Not quite sure where they are
     
  13. Smokey

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    Drive slowly and come to a stop a couple of feet away. She will walk up to your window.
     
  14. Jeff

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    BUS STOP
    The Hollies

    Bus stop, wet day, she's there, I say
    Please share my umbrella
    Bus stop, bus goes, she stays, love grows
    Under my umbrella

    All that summer we enjoyed it
    Wind and rain and shine
    That umbrella, we employed it
    By August, she was mine

    Every morning I would see her waiting at the stop
    Sometimes she'd shopped and she would show me what she bought
    Other people stared as if we were both quite insane
    Someday my name and hers are going to be the same

    That's the way the whole thing started
    Silly but it's true
    Thinkin' of a sweet romance
    Beginning in a queue

    Came the sun the ice was melting
    No more sheltering now
    Nice to think that that umbrella
    Led me to a vow

    Every morning I would see her waiting at the stop
    Sometimes she'd shopped and she would show me what she bought
    Other people stared as if we were both quite insane
    Someday my name and hers are going to be the same

    Bus stop, wet day, she's there, I say
    Please share my umbrella
    Bus stop, bus goes, she stays, love grows
    Under my umbrella

    All that summer we enjoyed it
    Wind and rain and shine
    That umbrella, we employed it
    By August, she was mine
     
  15. Bogey

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    Classic :D
     
  16. MoBalls

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    uh Smokey......... those are hookers.
     
  17. Smokey

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    Yes. Now put it together :D
     
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    I actually would use the droxford aproach. Just be hones.
    Is she always standing there alone? Or is it crowded?
    If the droxford aproach works you can try to ask her if she needs a ride. (it would probably work better if it rained).
    Just be honest. Also make a joke about yourself, and about the situation, it shows you are not a creep but a funny person.
    Good luck, let us know how it goes.
     
  19. Gutter Snipe

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    Make sure you tell her that you saw her, and then went online and asked people on a message board what you should do.

    I'm sure you'll get big points for honesty. :D

    Cancel that if you ever want to date her.
     
  20. MoBalls

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    Drive up slowly and get out and go over slowly. As soon as you get a foot from her...........pee on her leg. This will mark your territory and she will be yours forever.
     

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