IF 99% IS GOOD ENOUGH, THEN ... - 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily. - 268,500 defective tires will be shipped this year. - 103,260 income tax returns will be processed incorrectly this year. - 811,000 faulty rolls of 35mm film will be loaded this year. - 14,208 defective personal computers will be shipped this year. - 2,488,200 books will be shipped in the next 12 months with the wrong cover. - Two plane landings daily at O' Hare International Airport in Chicago will be unsafe. - 3,056 copies of tomorrow's Wall Street Journal will be missing one of the three sections. - 18,322 pieces of mail will be mishandled in the next hour. - 291 pacemaker operations will be performed incorrectly this year. - 880,000 credit cards in circulation will turn out to have incorrect cardholder information on their magnetic strip. - $761,900 will be spent in the next 12 months on tapes and CDs that will not play. - 55 malfunctioning automatic teller machines will be installed in the next 12 months. - 20,000 incorrect drug prescriptions will be written in the next 12 months. - 114,500 mismatched pairs of shoes will be shipped this year. - 107 incorrect medical procedures will be performed by the end of the day today. - 315 entries in Webster's Third New International Dictionary of the English Language will be misspelled. - $9,690 will be spent every day on defective, often unsafe sporting equipment. - 2,000,000 documents will be lost by the IRS this year. - 22,000 checks will be deducted from the wrong bank accounts in the next 60 minutes. - Homes would be without electricity, heat, water, and telephone service for 15 minutes every day. - Every page of the telephone directory would contain four wrong numbers. ------ Let's hope that T-Mac's 99% is better than these things sound.
Agreed...But I am still not holding my hopes up too high. I personally don't think what happened last year would happen again, only for the fact that it is his contract year. But you have to admit, he has said a lot of things that did not come true or falled short. I really hope he can carry this team to somewhere this year...proving some of the doubter out there wrong. What i really don't want to see is him playing hard for for 'some' of the time. But yeah, last years situation was not entirely the same as now.
