Haha, you basically described every Fatty thread. I actually like the one where Fatty asked the question of what the greatest AC/DC song was (done in poll format).
I guess it doesn't count as HIS thread, but I like the one where he called every HDTV owner a r****d... it just... made me shed a tear... ... and... close my browsers... *sniff!* :~( If you spend more than 2 minutes searching Fatty archives... you're neither Wild, Sweet, nor Cool...
And in honor of the great FFB, here are some pics of him from Saturday night. He had to explain to me what his costume was. I guess I'm too young to know wtf Greatest American Hero was. Excuse the quality of the pics. They were taken with my girl's camera phone.
So why did you change your name from Fatty Fat Fat to Fatty FatBastard? Were you banned at some point? If so what was the reason?
Good lord. The second pic looks like I'm sleepy. FWIW, I was completely sober at the time. Put on the one of T Rex as "Mystery."
Great thread. I just went thru the FFB archives and have noticed that most of his "drunk" posts happen long after 2:30am (about the time most drunk people pass out). Fatty stays up waaaay later than the average drunk. Have we been fooled? Is it really alcohol? Also, drunks don't talk much and have trouble constructing complete sentences. I've noticed Fatty's threads are fairly well written and the spelling is superb. Spellcheck maybe? Nah. I want to apologize for calling Fatty a drunk in the past. Hopefully it is only Red Bull.
Trust me. It's really alcohol, I've seen him in action plenty of times. I also don't know how the hell he keeps drinking that late, but he does. FFB is a machine.
Everytime you think that . . take a drink and by Page three. . this one might start becoming another classic Rocket River
I have always thought that Fatty looks like Vince Vaughn. Every time I see a commercial for that "Fred Claus" movie, I think of Fatty dancing and smarting off instead of it being Vince Vaughn.
These were great. How did I miss out? BTW, what happened to Masters Flickvan and Isabel? Do they still post?
Hey Fatty If it makes you feel any better... ... I was dressed as the Dread Pirate Roberts (from Princess Bride) and about 80% of the people who saw me said, "Hey Zorro!". I figured everybody's seen Princess Bride, right? I guess not. Either people haven't seen it or don't remember it (which is amazing since it was such a great movie).
