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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Fatty FatBastard, May 22, 2006.

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  1. Fatty FatBastard

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    Is it ever possible to ask for a threesome? And I mean this in a "Fatty" way...

    As in if a woman asks for 12 inches and she wants to scream, I'll just screw her twice and punch her in the face,, :p

    That said, I have a buddy. And he thinks he's God's gift to women, which is unfortunate to him, because God made Fatty, and then he threw the mold away.


    Regardless, we're trying to figure out exactly who would be God's "prototypical" specimen, and we need a girl to determine this.

    All we are looking for is a woman that is a 9 1/2 or higher... ie. Fatty level.

    And for the women that read this: Fatty still loves you... He always will......
     
  2. JaWindex

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    This thread is a good morning pick me up. Cheers :p
     
  3. Isabel

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    :eek: OK, dude, while you're off getting sober, I'll try to figure out what this thread is about. You and your buddy want to find the perfect woman, ask her for a threesome, and expect to succeed? Is that it?

    This thread is really going to make for some Monday morning fun when everybody gets up, goes to their productive office jobs, and sees this as they sit down to a morning of clutchfans. (I'm, ummm, not working this week, and for me it's late right now instead of early.) Anyway, y'all have fun with this. :D
     
  4. Miguel

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    If you have a threeway, remember the golden rule:

    It's about her and the other girl. If you have sex with the other girl, it's over.
     
  6. bigtexxx

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    Fatty, you're suggesting a two dude, one girl threesome?

    sword fight

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  7. hooroo

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    the uncool threeway. are you sure you're not gay?
     
  8. Austin70

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    Nice, you get to see your buddy's OHH face. :eek:
     
  9. giddyup

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    I don't think that is it; welcome to FFB's syntactical jungle... :D
     
  10. rimbaud

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    Pure class, as always.
     
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    Somebody went a-drankin on Sunday night....... :D
     
  12. AntiSonic

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    Not "threeway;" Tag team.

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  13. ima_drummer2k

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    I see Fatty's weekly "I'm drunk and I want everyone to know it" thread is a day later than usual.

    Two guys and one girl? Sorry, but that's walking a fine line between watching football and singing Broadway showtunes...
     
  14. codell

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    the thought of accidentally bumping stogies with another guy is enough to turn me into an Emo
     
  15. CriscoKidd

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    Get a hooker, then have her fill out a survey after business is concluded.

    Problem solved.
     
  16. AntiSonic

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    This scenario would have made an awesome episode of Saved By The Bell.

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  17. Davidoff

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    ^^^:eek:

    Damn A-Train I really needed that on my work computer in the morning when my coworkers walk in.. :eek: "The goggles! they do nothing!"



    That's gold right there...
     
  18. macalu

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    man, talk about low standards.
     
  19. Manny Ramirez

    Manny Ramirez The Music Man

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    Anything that Fatty posts never ceases to amaze me.. :eek: :eek:
     
  20. Harrisment

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    It doesn't hurt to ask.
     

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