there's 2 urinals one is on the north wall, and the other on the east wall. They're very close to each other cuz they're placed right next to the corner so the guy and I are about half a foot apart doing our business when he suddenly lays a loud and wet one. I'm basically standing right behind him when he rips one. Disgusting.
It would have been great, if it abruptly stopped and he ran to the covered toilets. I totally rip them, if I'm sitting.
when I turned my head, his hand was on his ass. I don't know what it was doing there, but it was definetely on there while he was ripping. no shame at all.
this thread is the reason why women shouldnt be allowed in mens rooms (just kidding thread starter!) but seriously, if a dude cant fart in a mens bathroom then the terrorists have already won. dont take our safe zones from us!
damn. i had to leave the quite cafe i'm in for a sec after reading this thread just imagined him turning slowly to grin at you in a 'Jim Carrey' way