[DISGUSTING] Guy in Urinal Next to Me Farts

i hope hotballa didnt get any on him...

 

Yeah, no kidding. In a bathroom, anything goes. Piss, crap, fart, throw up, scratch your nuts, scratch your ass, whatever. He farted, OH NO!!!! Call the HAZMAT Crew!!!!!

 

I was once at Hard Rock Cafe in SA and farted on the kid who was sweeping the floor behind me. It was unintentional, and I felt kind of bad for for farting on the guy.

But it was still funny as hell!

 

Hotballa, if it bothers you so much, this is what you do the next time it happens. When the guy farts, you act startled, turn towards him and piss on him in the process. Bear in mind, you have to be quick and look startled, or you lose the whole "surpised" excuse of pissing on him. Also, please be sure there is no one between the 2 of you.

 

Some ******* pissed on my leg!

 

OK, I'm starting to worry about DonkeyMagic...

First of all, there's the moniker itself. Think about it. Then, he posts a beasteality pic in the GARM, now a picture of some guys ass in the Hangout.

This is all just a little unnerving, to say the least.

 

Actually...my story is kinda similiar. One of my managers likes to brush his teeth after lunch in the bathroom and there's nothing wrong with that. I just finished my business and go over to the sink and I'm standing next to him on his right.

So I'm washing my hands...and he rips one. Pretty wet one too. Then he kinda looks in the mirror and I coulda SWORE he had a small grin on his face. like a...(ooo was that me? HAHAHA) look.

Now that's disgusting. And I turn my weekly reports to him and talk to him about my promotion. Bathrooms are the place to rip it. But to do it while brushing ur teeth and smiling about it is just...weird.

 

You should of ripped one right back at him. Then you guys could of had a war. Sort of like Battle****s...

 

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as james earl jones said in Conan, "THAT is power."

 

I'd avoid crowded elevators too. You wouldn't want to be gang farted on do you? Or heaven forbid...take part in a fart orgy.

I would grin too if I was him. Good farts shouldn't be wasted.

 

I'm not reading through this whole thread.

The men's bathroom is for pissing, ****ting, & farting.

If you can't deal with itm drive home to take care of business and quit crying.

A man farted while he was pissing, while in the same bathroom as you.



Quit crying, p***y.

 

The worst part was when he turned to hotballa and said, "ni hao ma". The incident scarred him for life.

 

oh' man..what a laugh, freakin' made my day..

don't be such a crybaby, it could have been worse, I heard a dude strait up makin' noises like that scene from "Austin Powers"

"how 'bout a courtesy flush"

 

Welcome to the board.

You can say that you posted your first remark on a fart thread.

 

THAT would be the worst thing in his life. Because no one likes a racist obnoxious ass.

 

I would be upset if there was some overspray from the fart. But I guess his underwear and pants caught that.

 

Thanks for making me laugh guys..I had to walk away from my computer at work...my boss kept looking at me while I was struggling now to laugh out loud....