[DISGUSTING] Guy in Urinal Next to Me Farts

Was his ass pressed against yours or was he 6 inches away?

If the dude pressed his ass on you and farted, I would definately respond to that.

 

my goodness i LOVE this thread lmao makes me laugh all the time.

But seriously tho,he was SIX inches away from you..was NOT sticking to you..nor was he in your face. Nothing to complain about. If it bother you that much,you should've complained to his face,not make a thread(im glad you made it though,cuz its funny as hell) and tell the world how bad it was.

 

It's not like he knocked you down and forced you to hold a piece of plexiglass over your face so he could poop on it.

....but you know you wanted him to.

 

actually i recall you mention,

so either he was cupping it, getting ready for a big whiff or he was about to throw it right in your face

either way, that's just wrong

 

They caught it on infrared video.

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Then he did not physically fart on you. He invaded your space.

If it was me, I would have said, "Alrighty then"

I respect you for being the honest person you are and will leave it at that.

 

if all the insurgents and whatnots planted fartside bombs i bet we'd be out of iraq by now.

 

This is not a pleasant experience.

Trust me.

 

geevus. according to that infra-vid, 6" inches is easy striking range

my man, you were not farted on; you were 'marked' territory

 

OMG!!! Who started this thread!!! What a loser!!! HAHAHAHA

 

The question is, were the 6 inches space? Or were they something else...

 

LOL.... i literally had tears in my eyes when i read this

 

It's like a roller coaster, your body tells you "Fear", but your mind tells you, "This is great!"

 

Sounds like some natural occurance and one to be accepted as a human function.

 

So the direct blast sickens you, but everyday bathroom use where people's fart clouds waft all around your face like a fog, this does not?

 

Holy hand grenades, is that real?

DD