"Did you know that 80% of girls masturbate in the shower and the other 20% sing? Do you know what they sing?" "No" "So you masturbate in the shower?!?"
as I was opening the lobby door, to where my sister lives, a young woman said "hi" to me. It really caught me off guard, since strangers rarely salute each other. that's all.....
I've been on the receiving end of getting corny pickup lines but I don't remember any of them. Probably something like "are your feet hurting? because damn you've been running around in my mind?"
I heard this one the other day "You daddy must be a fine farmer, because he sure knows how to raise fine chicks."
BTW, girls have pickup lines too, but pretty bad. There is this one girl said something to my friend like let's go to bed, and my friend was like Wow, and ran away from her. Chicks take notes, don't say that kind of stuff to cute guys, it just ruins everything.
"don't speak....uhnnnhhun........don't tell anyone or i'll kill you and your whole family" works like a charm
Uh, hey baby. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Uh, do you like come here often, huh huh. I said "come." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You need a man in your life, baby. And like, I need a woman. Let's like get into each other's life or whatever. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Uh, like let's drop all the uh B.S. and like, you know, do it. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Uh, get out of my car and into my dreams, baby. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What's your sign? Is it "Yield"? Huh huh huh huh.. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Would you like carry my books for me?. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If I said you were sexy, would you hold your body against me?. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I can make you feel like I've never had sex before.. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- My lips are registered weapons. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I'm not trying to pick you up. You're like too heavy. Huh huh huh huh. Get it? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If I was the last man on Earth I bet we could do it in public.. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If you need a love doctor, I have like a medicated degree.. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If you're really hot, I bet I can cool you down.. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hey, are you one of those chicks who goes out with guys right off the bat? 'Cause that's what I'm looking for.. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Should I call you for breakfast or will you like cook it for me?. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You may not be really hot, but I bet you like to do it.. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Uh,...what? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hey, baby, do you want me to take off my shorts? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hey, is that hard? Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh I said HARD! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Uh I'm like a doctor, uh an orthodontist, I'm gonna have to ask you to, ya know, uh take off your clothes. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I would like, do homework or something, for your love. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hey baby, you have braces? uh huh huh huh I have braces too. Signed,
Average looking, but not ugly and certainly looked very young. Well, usually you can't really tell with the dim lights in the bar and heavy makeup. Usually guys don't know what they are getting into, while girls have pretty good idea. Girls put a lot of thoughts on catching guys. Guys are ust horny.
I'm not a pick up artist. In fact I'm not any type of artist. I suck at art actually. Most places that I go to, it's the women who approach me. Like the saturday before the last one, I went to a club and was standing on the side of the dance floor checking out the crowd. And then this girl out of no where grabbed me and told me (came close to my ear cause you know how loud it is with the music playing and all), she said, "You have to dance with my friend, cause she wants to make her boyfriend jealous." So I guess that's a pick up line for girls.
Which is pretty lame. Which guy in his right mind would do something like that to provoke another stranger guy.
Hey look, you have a Volkswagen and I also have a Volkswagen. We should totally ****. (this is when I had a VW)
