My corniest probably came today. There is this new cute girl in class, and some of my friends said I could never get her number because "I'm not in her level" (bull), because she is too fine for me and too rich. But, she was texting without looking and I was like "how the hell do you do that" (small talk). She was like "I don't know, its easy". Then I said (*pick up sentence*), "let me try it. i'm going to text you". "How are you going to text me if you don't have my number?", then she gave me her number, and I texted back "Saw 5, Saturday night?". Answer: Yes. Post some of your own corny pickups.
thread useless without pics should have said something like I don't have butter but can you hook me up with some milk...
I've never used a pick up line before nor have I ever witnessed someone attempting to seriously use one
I can't say i've really used any to actually try and get a girl. <br> But I say them all the time jokingly to chicks. Like the other day I walk up to a girl who i'm kinda friends with (who's number I didn't have) and the conversation goes as follows: <br> Me: Dannnnng girrrrl, are you wearing space pants?? her: What?? Why? (all confused) what the heck are you talking about? Me: Because your butt is outta this worlddd!!! her: hahahha wow hahahhaa Me: (pulling the whole mad tv thing) Can i have Yo NUMBAH??? Can I have it?? Can i have it? her: You're such a goof! (laughs more) Me: (laughingly) yeah, im totally just kidding. But seriously, gimme your number, let's do something this weekend her: ok!! <br> Score!!
Break room at work with insufficient number of chairs, hot chick walks in: "You can sit on my lap, we can talk about the first thing that pops up"
"My love for you is like a river Like a summer breeze that makes my soul shiver One look from you is more precious than gold... ...Let’s go get some barbecue and get busy!" -Raphael de la Getto It works every time
On a little more serious of a note, pretty clever pickup haha. Cheesy, but man whatever works. I'm gonna have to file that in the archive for the start of class sometime
The only pick up line I have ever used...... "can I call you this weekend?" yep, that was me at 14 years old, asking the girl of my dreams for her phone number. 16 years later we are still together.
