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What corny pickup lines have you done?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by GuerillaBlack, Oct 22, 2008.

  1. Nice Rollin

    Nice Rollin Contributing Member

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    i was drunk a few weekends ago and i just said "hey girl...you're fine...all eat your ass."..........and she laughed and walked away
     
  2. mazyar

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    I usually use what are called neg-hits to break the ice with a girl that I find attractive. Neg-hits are negative comments about a girl said in a comical way. For example I say something like, "I can see that your pedicure doesn't really match your shoes." And ofcourse that's when she is wearing open toe shoes with a sexy as hell pedicure.

    So basically anything that I find sexy about that girl (i.e. her pedicured feet), I try to make a neg-hit about it. Works most of the times.
     
  3. kaleidosky

    kaleidosky Your Tweety Bird dance just cost us a run

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    lost in your "strategy" is the fact that you're noticing "sexy as hell pedicures". Guess you're a 'feet' guy
     
  4. Miguel

    Miguel Contributing Member

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    adeel?
     
  5. Asian Sensation

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    "I wanna taste you....." Gotta be pretty buzzed and not give a F... usually works if not it at least gets a laugh and convo.
     
  6. mazyar

    mazyar Member

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    Guilty!

    The trick is that you have to practice with neg-hits. Because if you don't come across as joking or teasing she'll think that you're a jerk. But overall, pick up lines are not needed at all. A girl who is interested just wants you to go over and talk to her. It doesn't matter what you say. You just need a good ice breaker. Right?
     
  7. dkoune

    dkoune Rookie

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    The word of the day is "legs".. Lets go back to my place and spread the word.
     
  8. rezdawg

    rezdawg Contributing Member

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    Lets do some math...

    we'll add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide your legs, and I'll multiply.
     
  9. Astro101

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    Sir, what is your PUA name!
     
  10. Asian Sensation

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    The bottom line is this... if she likes you and she's "DTF" you can say pretty much whatever the hell you want.
     
  11. roflmcwaffles

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    My roommate would like me to post this.

    I am brown so he wants me to say: "Hey Baby! Wanna see a brownie rise?!?"
     
  12. stipendlax

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    "I can tell just by looking at you that you don't have a mean bone in your body... would you like one?"

    Now that's classy!
     
  13. DPballer

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    Haha... this reminds me of Who's Line is it Anyway? Ahhh... great show.
     
  14. theogcasey

    theogcasey Contributing Member

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    My best pick up line?
    "Hey, Ron Artest is trying to join the Rockets forums I'm a member of. We're practically best friends."
     
  15. Hmm

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    Hi..


    other than that.. it's unnecessary...
     
  16. Kyakko

    Kyakko Contributing Member

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    if you want to see Fuffy alive again, you'll give me your phone number, in a soon to be disclosed area... no cops or (make a gashing gesture with your finger across your neck)
     
  17. Water Boy

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    Me: How are you?
    Girl: I'm fine...
    Me: Girl....I didn't ask you how you look.
     
  18. London'sBurning

    London'sBurning Contributing Member

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    Axl Rose is a pretty straight forward guy. "I want to ***** you."

    Axl Rose reportedly came on strong to Kelly Osbourne at a party. Designer Richie Rich watched the whole thing go down and couldn't believe the crap coming out of the 46-year-old singer's mouth, according to OK! Magazine:

    "He was really weird with her," said the Heatherette fashionista at a party for the launch of the new Tide and Downy Total Care washing liquid. "He kept leering at her and saying, "I want to ***** you!"
    "I want to ***** you." Axl Rose, everybody. World class Casanova - if it were 1985.
     
  19. RocketMan Tex

    RocketMan Tex Contributing Member

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    Heroin is a helluva drug..... :D
     
  20. GuerillaBlack

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    Haha, wow. :)
     

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