Are the kids asleep yet? yeah(rolls spit)......because I have to go to work early...............yeah(rolls spit)........ I've been married too long.
"How do you make your meatloaf." I had different than other dudes. If ever out of the state say "They don't grow'em like you in Texas"
oh hell yeah, we've had rough spots. back in '02, we 'took a break'. I met this smokin hot girl in Bristol who was a junior at UT(Tenn). I like to think that she wanted me, bad. Me and my wife just 'seperated' but we were still married. mehh.....combo of guilt and fear(I've never been with any other woman). I just went back to my hotel and punched the clown. 16 years, one woman, no regrets.
Me: Do you know how much a polar bear weights? Her: No. How much? Me: Enough to break the ice Hi my name is ______.
Now, I don't want to get into a relationship advice thread, but how do you subdue fear that a girl has. I don't really know, I may be with the wrong girl, but it just has always felt so right, and I've have had feelings for her for 5 years now, which is almost a third of my life. It probably sounds ridiculous coming from someone of my age, but I just know it can work...
"I wanna say something. I'm gonna put it out there; if you like it, you can take it, if you don't, send it right back. I want to be on you."
I don't know, I accidentally knocked up my wife, and we just made it work. Thats about the only advice I can give.......
"Can you do me a favor? Can you look up and smile at the moon so it can blush and light up the world?"
Me: Barack Obama is winning it all! Girl: (turns around) OMG, I LOVE BARACK OBAMA!!! --------------------------------------------------- Me: What language do you speak? Girl: English. Me: NO WAY! ME TOO! That's so awesome! (only works when both are intoxicated)
