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What corny pickup lines have you done?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by GuerillaBlack, Oct 22, 2008.

  1. GuerillaBlack

    GuerillaBlack Member

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    My corniest probably came today. There is this new cute girl in class, and some of my friends said I could never get her number because "I'm not in her level" (bull), because she is too fine for me and too rich. But, she was texting without looking and I was like "how the hell do you do that" (small talk). She was like "I don't know, its easy". Then I said (*pick up sentence*), "let me try it. i'm going to text you". "How are you going to text me if you don't have my number?", then she gave me her number, and I texted back "Saw 5, Saturday night?".

    Answer: Yes.

    Post some of your own corny pickups.
     
  2. moestavern19

    moestavern19 Member

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    this is a horribly disguised "I totally hooked up with an above average looking chick" thread.
     
  3. v3.0

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    thread useless without pics

    should have said something like I don't have butter but can you hook me up with some milk...
     
  4. GuerillaBlack

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    Nah, but believe what you want. I really want some stories...
     
  5. Blake

    Blake Contributing Member

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    :D :D :D

    I've never used a pick up line before nor have I ever witnessed someone attempting to seriously use one
     
  6. bejezuz

    bejezuz Contributing Member

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    No, this is just the setup. That comes after Saturday night's date.
     
  7. chow_yun_fat

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    hi, my name is _____
     
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    KingCheetah Contributing Member

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    "Your roots are as dark as my soul"
     
  9. moestavern19

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    If I said you had a beautiful body would you let me **** it?
     
  10. rezdawg

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    Works every time.
     
  11. DudeWah

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    I can't say i've really used any to actually try and get a girl.
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    But I say them all the time jokingly to chicks. Like the other day I walk up to a girl who i'm kinda friends with (who's number I didn't have) and the conversation goes as follows:
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    Me: Dannnnng girrrrl, are you wearing space pants??
    her: What?? Why? (all confused) what the heck are you talking about?
    Me: Because your butt is outta this worlddd!!!
    her: hahahha wow hahahhaa
    Me: (pulling the whole mad tv thing) Can i have Yo NUMBAH??? Can I have it?? Can i have it?
    her: You're such a goof! (laughs more)
    Me: (laughingly) yeah, im totally just kidding. But seriously, gimme your number, let's do something this weekend
    her: ok!!
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    Score!!
     
  12. Storm Surge

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    Nice shoes. Let's f***.

    works every time.
     
  13. v3.0

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    I am a Class 5 Ninja Rhinoceros, you are a lowly druid imp, I put on my robe and wizard hat...
     
  14. lpbman

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    Break room at work with insufficient number of chairs, hot chick walks in:

    "You can sit on my lap, we can talk about the first thing that pops up"
     
  15. clutch citizen

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    "My love for you is like a river
    Like a summer breeze that makes my soul shiver
    One look from you is more precious than gold...

    ...Let’s go get some barbecue and get busy!"

    -Raphael de la Getto

    It works every time
     
  16. TMac640

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    "Hey, look. I'm just in here for the ghetto kama sutra. We bonin' or what?"

    True story.
     
  17. TMac640

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    On a little more serious of a note, pretty clever pickup haha. Cheesy, but man whatever works. I'm gonna have to file that in the archive for the start of class sometime :D
     
  18. Landlord Landry

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    The only pick up line I have ever used......

    "can I call you this weekend?"

    yep, that was me at 14 years old, asking the girl of my dreams for her phone number. 16 years later we are still together. :D
     
  19. rock8ts

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    "do i make you horny baby?, yeah"
     
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    "Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform?"
     

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