I once got stopped by cops for just walking, too. Only there were 5 of them and they shot me 10 times each.
I think you should first pull up your saggy jeans and stop blasting that Yo Yo Biz Markie rap from your radio. /s
I got stopped by a lady cop in my automobile. She said get out and spead your legs and then she tried to cop a feel. That cop she was all dressed in blue. Was she pretty? Boy I'm tellin' you. She stuck my butt with her big black stick. I said "what's up?" now suck my ****. Like a ram getting ready to jam the lamb, she whimpered just a little when she felt my hand. On her crotch so very warm I could feel her getting wet through her uniform. Proppin' her up on the black and white unzipped and slipped "ooo that's tight". I swatted her like no swat team can. Turned a cherry pie right into jam.
This doesent suprize me at all. These cops were tryna intimadate you. I dont know if you remember these scarface songs dying with your boots and Im black on but there is a verses that he spits that matches this situation. Dyin Wit Ya Boots On Trouble seems to catch a mother****er with his cards down Gotta keep my drawers up, ****'s gettin hard now These mother****in cops be plantin **** on these *****s Simply because these *****s got bank accounts that's bigger I just can't get no peace from you mother****in rollers Everytime I pull my Benz-o out, you pull me over I'm sick of mother****ers who be jocking Whitey's coattails Blacker than a mother****er, sweat me 'bout my dope-sales *****s just take your cut and get your ass up out my face The only thing you probably get from me is a ****-sucking pistol case Unless you plan on plantin a lil' somethin in my **** Just because you ain't got ****, b****! Give em a badge and a trigger and that makes em figure That they can **** with a million dollar ***** They got you mixed up, fixed up at the Segas, shookin Indo Gettin ****ed up in the gank-hole The only way you'll whip that mother****er is when you whip that mother****er And we choke the mother****er (Man, **** that mother****er!) So when you hear my song and wanna get it on You better come prepared mother****er, you dyin wit'cha boots on Im Black Rollin through my hood in my mother****in' dropper Gettin' tailgated by a mother****in' copper But I ain't got respect for you mother****in' dickheads cuz y'all was straight hoes back in school nerdy ****heads I finally figured out why you b****es roll in packs cuz *****s who ain't **** talk loud and pack gats You got a ****en pistol, now you think you're a VIP man but you can get cut becuase you'd be just like the next man Holdin' me for nothin' Runnin' my ****en license plates My plates come clean You call the DEA The DEA says I'm a known drug dealer straight born killer a mother****in' wig splitter He don't know **** about a ***** but I'm black As far as he's concerned all *****s push crack and plus I'm 22, that really makes 'em check a drop-top Benz, Lexus Coupe, no respect I gotta be doin' long I'm hidin' somethin' from the demons He gotta be stringin' yale, let's play someone that's pregnant cuz *****s can't have **** but I'm a mother****in' troop You come to us like Luke Undercover David Duke Mister David Duke Mister officer Mister mister master I'm pickin' out your coffin sir Die mother****ers, I'll send your folks my worst a breast of pig in a mother****in' hearse So **** you mother****ers, punk b****es take that cuz I'm real with the **** that I speak cuz I...
This is proof that people fear everthing thats different. 2 What gives you the indication how the man is dress. Also Biz Markie hasnt been relevent since 89. Im worndering are you being sarcastic. If you are thats actually hell of funny.
I think Mr. Brightside is being totally serious. He's been an outspoken critic of Biz Markie throughout his history on this bbs. You would be wise to choose your words carefully.
WTF. So... ALL COPS are the same? The same thought you have now about them is what they used on you. A HASTY GENERALIZATION. A DUMB STEREOTYPE. I would have got angry a little just like you did but after a while I wouldn't have let it got to me. I think it was ignorant for [him] to think that about you just becasue of your race, but thats the type of world we live in today. "Comprende?" I will NEVER believe T-mac&Yao=RING. No, siree, bob. Check out this bold lie.
offtopic, but anyone ever watch the show Jail on UPN? those cops there take themselves way too seriously, especially the black one, they're on a power trip and tries to justify unnecessary abuse of their detainees
The show is like COPS. They never show the same jail twice. So saying 'the black one' is like saying 'the black HPD officer'. It could refer to about 1,000 different people.
What if the cop had said, 'Orale holmes, show me your greencard'? Would you have let it go that easy?
Um, let WHAT go? My name is not 'holmes.' I don't know why you're asking that. The OP didn't say the police officer said "Yo, my n*gga! Show me your welfare card!" . To further clarify/defend/explain my post, click the question mark after "Comprende", Yonkers.
