This thread is horribly titled. I thought we'd talk about music that actually does suck, like N'sync and what not. I'd like to hear Danhiggs name his favorite bands, so we can get an ideao of where is tastes lie.
DHB: Hilarious. I enjoyed your concise assessment of the Eagles. My contribution: Pat Green. The English language is not sufficiently supple to describe the depths of that monkey's suckitude. Also, what is the deal with those clowns the Darkness? I had the sad misfortune to be introduced to their 'music' recently. They're joking, right?
One of the funniest things I've ever read in the Chronicle was their music critic claiming that the 2nd Coldplay album was everything that Amnesiac should have been. I guess he failed to realize Radiohead stopped play generic, paint by numbers brit pop over 10 years ago.
God, why the hate for Coldpay? They aren't trying to be anything like Radiohead. It's so painfully obvious they are influenced by U2. The only people who hate Coldplay are Radiohead fans who were upset that they became the darlings of music critics, like Radiohead used to be. I'm so glad I can enjoy both of them
I, uh, can't come up with anything better than this, so ... uh... I'm just gonna go over here now, thanks.
This thread loses all credibility when 311 is mentioned as one of the worst bands. I'm sorry, but you're way off here DanHiggs. 311 kicks ass! DMB is pretty good, too. You can't put bands like this on this list when they've actually accomplished something like making a good song or two. Bands like Backstreet Boys did absolutely nothing.
I was never really a big fan of Radiohead, but I enjoy their music. I've never liked Coldplay, even before they got big.
I would go with the following: Journey (what a bunch of tools) Styx (can you think of a worse song than 'Lady?' Oh, wait, I can....'Mr. Roboto,' or whatever that was called, is worse. So is 'Babe'. Yuck). Anything related to Don Henley, or the Eagles. (Lebowski was right..they suck). Guns -n- Roses after their first album (I have this nightmare image of Axl Rose running around in his little red spandex shorts trying to be deep in the cold November raaaaaain. Suckitude). Oasis after their second album (Not an original thought in their heads). Creed/Staind/POD/Evenessance/Puddle of Mud/"alternative rock" after 1994 (A bunch of 30 year old dudes singing lyrics that suburban teenage girls would write..in drop d tuning. What whining crap).
That was honestly the funniest and most ironic thing I've ever read on this board. Thanks for the good times.
