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Text a girl and ask if you can "tap that"

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by BleedsRocketRed, Aug 3, 2009.

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  1. Zac D

    Zac D Member

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    Geez. I keep seeing Kim Kardashian's breasts on these ads, and I keep thinking, "Gosh, I wish I didn't find her attractive," but I just, I can't help it.

    Sorry. Carry on.
     
    #141 Zac D, Aug 4, 2009
  2. rawool

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    rkreborn: hey
    her: omg, u finally text me back!!!
    rkreborn: i got a question...
    her: anything babe, i miss u!
    rkreborn: so when are you gonna let me tap that?
    her: right now! just don't let my family find out, lolz
    *long pause*
    her: ur ignoring me now?
    *long pause*
    her: i'm not giving up!
    *long pause*
    her: oh ok, u must be happy ignoring me now huh!? i'm nvr going 2 talk 2 u!
    her: if u don't answer, i'm going 2 go away from this planet 4ever!
    rkreborn: please don't do that
    her: then come back 2 me! i miss u!
    *long pause*
    her: i'm pregnant!! you have no choice now.
    rkreborn: ... i'm telling your mom.
    her: lolz! i'm just kidding! bye.
     
    #142 rawool, Aug 4, 2009
  3. RedRedemption

    RedRedemption Member

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    What the... :confused:
     
    #143 RedRedemption, Aug 4, 2009
  4. rawool

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    Guess that thread isn't too popular as the others... :(
     
    #144 rawool, Aug 4, 2009
  5. TheBigAristotle

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    huh??
     
    #145 TheBigAristotle, Aug 4, 2009
  6. rawool

    rawool Member

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    #146 rawool, Aug 4, 2009
  7. mrm32

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    Did you really text her? I'm intrigued. Maybe you should to see if anything close to that happens lol
     
    #147 mrm32, Aug 4, 2009
  8. freemaniam

    freemaniam 我是自由人

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    LOL! No update at all.

    You must be serving some bad time at home now. What's the lesson learned?
     
    #148 freemaniam, Aug 4, 2009
  9. juicystream

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    I got it, if it makes you feel better.
     
    #149 juicystream, Aug 4, 2009
  10. rhadamanthus

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    For real. Methinks ima self-owned.
     
    #150 rhadamanthus, Aug 4, 2009
  11. Dave_78

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    ha!!!!!

    This is the best one out of all of the parody conversations.
     
    #151 Dave_78, Aug 4, 2009
  12. moestavern19

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    Hey, don't take it the wrong way.

    I have plenty of Canadian Friends.

    :(
     
    #152 moestavern19, Aug 4, 2009
  13. vaioavan63

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    Most of my female friends that I'm cool with are underage so I figured I'd text my gay friend...

    Me:Hey what's up cody?
    Him: Nothin jez bout to go swimmin nd u?
    Me: Can I ask u something?
    Him: Yea
    Me: When are u gonna let me tap that?
    Him: lol shut up. Are yu jez kiddin?
    Him: Cuz if yu arent kiddin...Anytime yu want! :)
    Me: Yea when u gonna give me some booty
    Him: Whenever yu want its watever
    Him: So wen yu want it?
    Him: do yu want sum booty...or yu want me to suk yu up?

    :eek: :eek:
     
    #153 vaioavan63, Aug 4, 2009
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  14. moestavern19

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    wow.

    Uh.


    Wow.
     
    #154 moestavern19, Aug 4, 2009
  15. aussie rocket

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    Jebus dude.

    That is pushing the envelope.
     
    #155 aussie rocket, Aug 4, 2009
  16. DudeWah

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    Mayzar faints...
     
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  17. thadeus

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    #157 thadeus, Aug 4, 2009
  18. Galaksy

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    ME: Can I tap THAT?
    HER: F*** Off
    *Signed off on aim* or possibly blocked me
     
    #158 Galaksy, Aug 4, 2009
  19. aussie rocket

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    Ha.

    Probably the first REAL post on this thread.

    Except for mine of course, mine was keepin' it real in the aussie rocket hood yo...word to my peeps, I miss you heaps.
     
    #159 aussie rocket, Aug 4, 2009
  20. Angkor Wat

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    OP should have mentioned that you should text any girl that is NOT your girlfriend or wife. its funnier that way. :cool:
     
    #160 Angkor Wat, Aug 4, 2009
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