[RANT #14934324] Little Things That Tick You Off Part XXI

yankee?

 

Here's some more:

Men who pee in the stall when there's a perfectly good urinal. It usually ends up in splashback, and is the reason why I wait till I'm home to take a dump.

People who obey parking lot lines and stop signs like law when the parking lot is empty. It's a parking lot, not a street.

 

I don't like urinals because my penis is too close to the urinal and all the piss and germs that are inside the urinal will splash back at me. Plus, I lift the seat when I use the stall, I try to be considerate since I know how it is when you gotta poo and there's pee all over the seat.

 

I hate taking a piss RIGHT next to someone unless its a buddy and you are at a game, concert, movie, etc. Thats why I use the stall.....

There is nothing worse than talking to a stranger or co-worker when you are holding your cack...... It's like - just shut up and let me take a leak for chrissake.

 

This is more like something that occassionally irritates me, only because if the tone of voice is wrong, it sounds unattractive...

When a girl says "I want you inside me" or just " I want you inside"

It sounds strange at times, like I am some kind of alien that is going to invade her body. Sometimes, if said correctly it can be sexy, otherwise it is a complete turn-off.

 

Unless the man has a unibrow.... this is completely gay....

 

I've mentioned these before, but...

I hate people who can't put a shopping cart in the shopping cart corral when they are done, instead leaving it in an empty parking spot.

I also hate dudes, while taking a dump, who are too lazy to wipe their boogers on toilet paper in a stall, instead choosing to leave their boogers on the stall wall. Disgusting.

 

Things that tick me off:

The monotonous American accent laden and disgracefully lazy mispronounciation of english words.


Slang.


Casual swearing. It's ugly when you're angry, but understood. It's disgustingly hedious when it's uncalled for and without reason.


When I break a guitar a string while being really into a performance.

General Ignorance and narrow minded-ness.


Bad taste in music.


All that is common, dull and ordinary being misconstrued and misbelieved as "normal" .

 

I hate reggaeton and the people who think its really music. How is the same beat on every single song even considered music? Its the same beat over and over and over and over and over. Only good thing is watching a hot girl dancing to it.

 

One thing to clarify - I don't wax my eyebrows. No way in hell would I ever allow that to happen! I just shave the excess hair or the hair I don't want to be there.

I'm with you across on the spelling errors, especially on "lose" with "loose". Drives me insane when I see people say, "I hope we won't loose(sic) the game tonight!"

 

The one that drives me crazy is to and too.

Let's have a lesson.....

We are going TO the store, do you want TO come TOO?

That concludes our lesson for today.

Pugs

 

LOL, that's often me! (the professor) It's like I'm afraid to let them out early.

However, I'll keep this in mind. It's not like I want to be there the whole time either. (What I don't understand, however, is the student who blasted me on his evaluation because I was introducing new material in the last 5 minutes of class... dude, it's still class time, of course I can use it to teach stuff.)

 

**** you.

**** you too.

 

word to that! damnit E-string!





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i was in class today doing group activities.. and this annoying girl comes in from another class..while we are doing basic math problems in about 5 seconds.. well the question popped up and the problem was "which fraction was larger .. 2/3 or 5/6.." real simple.. and i wrote down 5/6 ... then this girl decides to go freakin loco on me and starts cussing me out saying that 2/3 is bigger... even though this b!tch is from some other class who can't even solve a simple elementary problem.. and then she said "i f**ked it up for the group.... then she leaves our class to go back to her class... really weird. ticked me off the whole day!

 

I just don't like people.

 

this whole situation pisses me off
http://bbs.clutchfans.net/showthread.php?t=134326

 

And when it's your WIFE you know you... A) did something right marrying her, and B)may have to go to prison for what you might need to do to protect her.

So far no prison. The old "glare & buck-up" stance seems to still work.

I can't stand it when people no longer observe the wedding band as an "off limits" signal. I mean come on people, not everyone is an adulterous pig like your mom.

 

What's wrong with waxing your eyebrows?

 

When I spill chicken soup on my pants at work and have to look like I pissed myself for the rest of the day. Looks like I won't be leaving my cubicle for the rest of the day.