[RANT #14934324] Little Things That Tick You Off Part XXI

i was mocking the others guys comment about mexicans born in america that dont speak mexican

 

how dare you mock me!?

 

hispanic?

 

Only japs do that.

 

- people who take too long to turn
- people who have lived in this country for years but can barely speak or not speak any English at all
- people who can't keep control of their kids in public
- cocky people (this one guy in my fantasy football league at work is so cocky and he has no reason to be)

I'm sure there are others but that is all that comes to my mind right now.

 

I hate peopel in my office that some how splatter on the toilet seat, yes on the seat and walk away leaving the toilet covered in crap.

 

The semi-tense are-you-joking-or-are-you-not sparring about hispanics on this board is quite amusing. I'm assuming it's all in jest. If not, I'm horrifically offended.

just kidding. Man you know what irks me more than ANYTHING, English speakers who don't care to be correct in their grammar. I'm talking about people that grew up with English as their primary language, yet butcher it beyond recognition. This is why my favorite person in the world is Professor Johnston, my english teacher at Baylor, who chose to speak basically in Shakespeare's dialect. What a wondrous man he was!

 

I would say I probably hate that more. I have a friend who was born here.. has Mexican parents and yet speaks both languages horribly. It is amazing the girl even has a job or graduated from high school. Its so bad that its not even funny, its just sad. She actually asked me last month to give her "gramer classes." I told her not until she learns how to spell grammar.

 

-I hate it when people talk GHETTOOOOOO!

-People saying that "it's just a game, get over it" after a devastating Rockets loss (Utah Jazz series)

 

I didn't know men shat while hovering.

 

No kidding. It also disappoints me that Spanish-speakers "talk ghetto," especially when I finally finish my 4 semesters of Spanish I have to take (just started the first), most of it will be obsolete because SENIORITA LOPEZ neglects teaching us the REAL conversational Spanish. We just get this formal bullshlt.

 

This should be fun....

- Titans/Vince Young fans that wear their respective jerseys to Texans games at Reliant (on games when the Titans aren't even playing!!!!).
- Hard core Aggies.
- People that tell you to be quiet at Rocket games (this isnt tennis or golf folks!)
- Having your car alarm remote stick out of your pant pockets.
- Cell phones with leather cases clipped to your belt (exemption to anyone in the construction industry).
- People that tell long and boring stories that you could give 2 sh!ts about.
- Idiots at work that don't understand the rules of the restroom.
- Slow golfers that wont let you play through.
- Douchebag tools with a smoking hot girl.
- Pennies (can't we just round up???)
- Unapologetic servers at restaurants when you are obviously having the worst dining experience ever.
- Guys that pluck their eyebrows.
- Frat boys that think they are tough.
- When you know 100% without a doubt that you are right about something, but your girl, fiancee, wife says you aren't.
- Sloppy drunks (exemption for anyone that is funny or chicks that start to lose articles of clothing).
- Cell phone ringers.

 

I hate those guys too although I might be one of them now!

Blame my wife on that one. Although I now shave off the excess hair she doesn't want. But it has become a vicious cycle as I find myself having to tinker with that **** every 3 days or so.

 

I actually like guys who wax their eyebrows. I see nothing wrong with it. I much rather to see guys with groomed eyebrows than out of control eyebrows.

 

Word, yo.

 

Im dealing with the same problem with ear hair.....

It's like never-ending puberty.

 

i hate rednecks who use racist slurs.

i hate the double standard that if it was ni99er, everyone would be all outraged. such bullsh!t

 

White?

 

didnt you know. racism only applies to black people and yao ming fans

 

I hate it when people overreact to bbs jokes.




Actually, I kind of like it..