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Meanwhile in Florida......

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by donkeypunch, Jun 13, 2019.

  1. Xerobull

    Xerobull Salve Dicit Mater Tua
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    You have to play this at the same time.

     
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    What i don't understand is why are police trying to locate him? He broke a traffic law and is lucky to be alive. Why put out efforts to try to find him? A waste of resources?
     
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    I'm assuming this doesn't mean that the plane broke through a rupture in time itself to arrive from WWII to Florida in 2021, but it is Florida, so who knows. I also love how everybody just casually just stays wherever they're at as a plane is about to hit the water :



     
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    Well, he did break the arm/gate, too.
     
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    Florida Model Arrested for Offering People 'Free Lap Dances' and Asking Cops to 'Bang' Her

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    https://amp.ibtimes.sg/olivia-taylo...&utm_medium=twitter&__twitter_impression=true


     
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    TIL Models in FL = Road Whores in Texas.

    What's interesting about this is that I've run into women a few times who seemed to be insanely over-sexed for one day and couldn't get enough.

    Call Riff-Raff to put a baby up in that, quick.
     
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    FFB?
     
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    I remember reading this article about them a few months ago : https://www.livescience.com/genetically-modified-mosquito-florida.html
    But don't laugh because the article also states they'll be released in Harris County. So does this one : https://www.fox26houston.com/news/g...-approved-for-release-by-epa-in-harris-county

    *EDIT* : Woops... I guess arkoe beat me to it.
     
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    Don't be so sad. Why the long face?
     
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    Not Florida, but it has all the requisite requirements:

    Man arrested for swinging colostomy bag at police officers

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    NASHVILLE, TN (WSMV) - Metro Police arrested a man on multiple charges including assaulting two police officers after he took off his colostomy bag and swung it to strike the officers, according to court documents.

    Police said Nicholas Newhart, identified as John Doe in court documents, was drunk and holding a bottle of beer blocking the outside side emergency exit door at Kid Rock’s at 221 Broadway. Kid Rock security told the defendant to leave the outside door area, but he refused to leave.

    Security flagged down police to assist in getting Newhart to leave. Newhart took out his colostomy bag from the inside of his front pants area and started to swing the bag, hitting two of the officers with his feces.

    https://www.wsmv.com/news/davidson_...cle_aa6f3d88-ac4f-11eb-9b0e-9b913f9360d3.html

    I would also like to point out that there is an establishment in Nashville called Kid Rock’s Honky Tonk Rock ‘N Roll Steakhouse and Bar
     
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    Bet they didnt expect to be in that shitstorm.
     
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    How do you get shot and killed on the way to an anger management class? Only in Florida...

     
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    It probably would of saved his life to go to that anger management class first and then come back more calm to talk to whoever he wanted to talk to lol.
     
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