Almu is probably in the process of selling the computer because flipping burgers is not paying the bills and the kids will demand Christmas presents soon. At least they are being fed ... McDonald's diet.
somebody gimme the jist of this thread... i dont feel like going through 20+ pages if i dont have to; i'm pretty busy today.
read the original post, then the next 5 pages are of encouragement. the remaining pages are people speculating if amlu is still alive, did he or didn't he get the job, and general madness that we've all come to know and love here at clutchfans.net all the while he hasn't posted here in like a week, though he has posted in other threads there are also some pretty funny pictures scattered about.
Older Almu still naughty!!! Almu beginning to take his job seriously.... A changed Almu + Family this Christmas. Almu's kids next Christmas
Almu who is apparently as big of a flake as heypartner and MacBeth had this great job (supposedly) lined up but was worried that a lie on his resume would cost him the job. I believe that he has already quit his other job (once again supposedly) so he could take this dream job. He made it out at one point to say that this place was still considering him despite the fact that he wasn't truthful on his resume. He asked people for their advice and many gave it to him. He finally acted like he would show up on the next Monday at this new job. And that is where he ended his posting in this thread. Add on the fact that he has posted many times in different threads (in both the Hangout and GARM) since then but has yet to respond to this thread makes it comical but at the same time sad. It is like he is enjoying the attention he has been getting for ignoring his own thread.
Almu as a consultant and on world tour... "Come inside and enjoy mutha****a! Dont piss the burger of a lifetime away!" Almu's fate once Clutchfans get a hold of him.
Anybody who sees an Almu post anywhere on this board, link us to it and then we can all pound him senseless for not updating us on this.
I just remembered another Almu saga that involved being less than truthful. I think there may be a pattern here. See the post and link to the thread below- http://bbs.clutchfans.net/archive/index.php/t-126828.html
I have no photoshop skills, but I thought I'd throw this idea out there. Since we don't know what Almu looks like, I created a blueprint of an avatar we can use for him. I hope the artists here can take this idea and run with it:
I think that's going way too far. Joking around with him on the BBS about all this is one thing, but dragging his family into it is way over the line.
Almu, you're our brother, and we love you. But don't ever take sides with anyone against the Clutchfans Family again. Ever. *almu takes the boat ride*
