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I'm officially a dirty old man.

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by rockbox, Nov 5, 2010.

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  1. LonghornFan

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    So...I'm still winning!

    Or not. I don't even know. I still enjoy getting carded for beer everywhere though.
     
  2. arno_ed

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    Because then he would be the dirty old man at a party. And they are even worse than the dirty old man next door :grin:
     
  3. Hicklander

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    Im 27 and 19 year olds are just ripe man.. Older women might make better lovers but younger women are freaks the word no is just not in their vocabulary when they are in the sack
     
  4. Shroopy2

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    Its odd how when I was younger all the hot girls around age looked so advanced and mature. I pedestal-ized them.*
    Now in my older age, teens and 20 year olds look SOOOO young and shrimpy and stupid. Pisses me off how I gave them so much credit back then lol


    *(I know - upcoming fixed-it-for-you" "I pedophil-ized them"
     
  5. david_rocket

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    If they are over 18, post pics please!! :grin:
     
  6. ryano2009

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    how old are you ..?
     
  7. Hayden_SFC

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    Shame shame, I know your name.
     
  8. rockbox

    rockbox Around before clutchcity.com

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    Legal age in Texas is 17 right? One of them may have been legal. Who knows, I can't tell anymore. They still live with their parents so chances are they are most likely jail bait.
     
  9. Fatty FatBastard

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    To all: A hot 35 year old is much hotter than a hot 20 year old and much less likely to get ugly or fat in the next 5-10 years.

    I did a poll on this and it has been proven.
     
  10. KingCheetah

    KingCheetah Atomic Playboy
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    Are you invited? If not call the cops.
     
  11. B-Bob

    B-Bob "94-year-old self-described dreamer"
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    This. And better lovers for the win.
     
  12. Cannonball

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    True. If you've ever gone to a 10+ year high school reunion, a lot of the girls that were skinny and pretty are now fat and ugly. The ones that look the same (or better) are the ones you want.
     
  13. VanityHalfBlack

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    Why would you want a girl @ only 16 when she hasn't even aged well yet? A woman's vagino is at best and savory when they're in their late 40's... The smell of a cougar's Vagino turns me on.. Smells like burnt cigaretts/game meats and old molasses...
    And you can't be gentle in bed with a cougar, you's got to go nuclear war on her rabbit hole...
     
  14. AroundTheWorld

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    I have a recommendation for you, my friend.

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  15. rocketsjudoka

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    I had that feeling last year when I was standing next to the Cal cheerleaders at a pep rally. I half expected Chris Hanson to show up.

    It doesn't help that the Cal cheerleaders look younger than practically all the other Pac-10 cheerleaders.
     
  16. BetterThanEver

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    Oh, I have just the woman for you. ;)

    http://bbs.clutchfans.net/showthread.php?t=195313

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  17. BetterThanEver

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    You beat me to it. I took to long to compose my post. :)
     
  18. ItsMyFault

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    Whatever helps you sleep...
     
  19. Fatty FatBastard

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    Wait until you're older. You will learn.
     
  20. VanityHalfBlack

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    LOL, not if she's on Meth and is threatening to other civilians... I was looking more in the line of this...

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