If Jesus was alive today, would he be a republican or a democrat?

Jesus would be my n*gga.
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Neither, and I am certain about that.

 

Would Jesus cure diseases and illnesses on a global scale or will it still be more of a first come, first serve deal?

 

jesus is so above partisan politics. like so above it. he was above it before it even existed.



pass the pabst!

 

I dunno, but he'd probably tell that lardass Buddha to mix in a salad.

 

Because they are also generally correct - the modern day Republican party is wrong on almost everything . I can think of no point on which the 2 parties disagree where the Republicans have offered a more meritorious solution.

That's why you have to caveat all of your posts

 

Considering this is a pagan nation were citizens participate in pagan rituals and holidays (like Christmas and Easter)... Jesus would probably catch the 1st thing smoking out of town.