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Ever had your rectum eaten by an eel?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by DonnyMost, Apr 30, 2010.

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  1. Rashmon

    Rashmon Member

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    This story has me feeling eel.
     
    #41 Rashmon, Apr 30, 2010
  2. BigBenito

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    "what in the world could possibly be funny about this?"

    :rolleyes:
     
    #42 BigBenito, Apr 30, 2010
  3. VanityHalfBlack

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    Did the Chinese guy have a Licensed to eel...
     
    #43 VanityHalfBlack, Apr 30, 2010
  4. VanityHalfBlack

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    My favorite rap album: Ellmatic, lolol....
     
    #44 VanityHalfBlack, May 1, 2010
  5. sinobball

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    The picture on the first post is wrong.

    Chinese eels don't look like that at all, and certainly don't bite.
     
    #45 sinobball, May 1, 2010
  6. The Real Shady

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    Maybe they would start biting if they were jammed up a rectum.
     
    #46 The Real Shady, May 1, 2010
  7. sinobball

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    Don't think so. They need to breathe and they move very well, which may explain why the rectum is punctured. I kept these things for years so I know.
    Such professional reporter.
     
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  8. DonnyMost

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    The picture from the article wasn't linkable, so I grabbed the first eel on google images. Not like it was meant to be accurate, or that anybody should give a crap. And why the snide comment about the reporter? Sea creature can mean anything that lives in the water. Doesn't have to mean "oceananic".

    Here's another story.

    [​IMG]

    http://shanghaiist.com/2010/05/01/man_in_sichuan_dies_after_friends_i.php

     
    #48 DonnyMost, May 1, 2010
  9. Rashmon

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    You seem way too informed about eels in the rectum.
     
    #49 Rashmon, May 1, 2010
  10. Zboy

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    Inside your rectum??
     
    #50 Zboy, May 1, 2010
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  11. Sajan

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    HAHAHAH :grin:
     
    #51 Sajan, May 1, 2010
  12. MadMax

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    [​IMG]
     
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  13. YourSecretLover

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    1000 ways to die
     
    #53 YourSecretLover, May 1, 2010
  14. Invisible Fan

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    eeliminated
     
    #54 Invisible Fan, May 1, 2010
  15. tmoney1101

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    I rectum I'd like to spin the eel, Bob.
     
    #55 tmoney1101, May 1, 2010
  16. wallyj12

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    What would be worse...the eel inside your anus, or being the second segment of the human centipede
     
    #56 wallyj12, May 1, 2010
  17. ling ling

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    [​IMG]
     
    #57 ling ling, May 3, 2010
  18. Mr. Brightside

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    To be honest I've never had an eel in my rectum. A glass bottle of Coca Cola and a Pez dispenser quite possibly.
     
    #58 Mr. Brightside, May 3, 2010
  19. YaosDirtyStache

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    This is quiet an eeluminating story. Contrary to popular beelief, this man didnt die of gnawed out bowels, rather he died in a great deel of pain.
     
    #59 YaosDirtyStache, May 3, 2010
  20. Cannonball

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    #60 Cannonball, May 3, 2010
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