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Worst prank ever on you

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Dookie Sandwich, Aug 25, 2007.

  1. Dookie Sandwich

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    I live with 2 other guys. Last night we were all sitting around making bets about who could stay up the longest yeah its little childish I know. Anyway I was the first one to sfall asleep and they did the worst things ever.

    They put kit kats and pickles up my butt, squirted ketchup and mustard on my shirt and pants and put make-up on my face and i dont know about that until i get to my other firiedns house and he looks crazy at me. im still so ticked this morning and is swear i will get em back.

    has anybody had anything worse happen to them prankin?
     
  2. First Lady

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    How did you not feel that stuff up your butt? Were you guys drinking before?
     
  3. MR. MEOWGI

    MR. MEOWGI Contributing Member

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    I think you are the first person in the history of the world to ever say that.
     
  4. First Lady

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    Oh yeah.. I forgot to add. Are you sure those were kit kats/pickles? No chance of you dropping a load and thinking it was that? ;)
     
  5. bladeage

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    The screen name makes this so much worse, if that's possible......
     
  7. StupidMoniker

    StupidMoniker I lost a bet

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    What kind of weirdo sodomizes someone with a candy bar while they are sleeping? This thread is a lot more disturbing than the title suggested.
     
  8. Fatty FatBastard

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    I'm pretty sure your friends are gay.

    We've done everything to putting a guy in a bra and panties, to writing things on their face backwards to setting them on fire. But no butt plug events.
     
  9. OmegaSupreme

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    your friends should really give you a break.
     
  10. Dairy Ashford

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    I went to a boarding school for the first two-and-a-half years of high school. Freshman year, one of the senior prefects in our dorm called me and another kid into his room, then asked us if we were good friends and if we got along. It was one of the few times he wasn't a prick to us, so I guess we were too relieved to be suspicious. Then we went back to our "cubes" and discovered that our dresser-drawers had been switched. Maybe not the greatest prank in the word, but I was young enough that it caught me off guard.
     
  11. Angle02

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    At least no one has posted "This thread is useless without pics."
     
  12. heypartner

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    that one time my gf faked an orgasm.
     
  13. Dairy Ashford

    Dairy Ashford Member

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    Would you have done the same thing to either of them?
     
  14. Asian Sensation

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    "You cannot pass out around white people" lmao

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  15. The_Yoyo

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    the one that pissed me off the most to this day was from my folks

    told me i was going to disneyland the first saturday after my birthday (i had turned 10) so i got all excited and all...my dad even showed me some disneyland ticket (turned out they were the stubs from our old visit)

    what happens? boom shots at the doctors the next day and a massive check up. it was the only way my mom knew for me not to eat like for 12-16 hours straight for the doctor.
     
  16. Dookie Sandwich

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    okay they werent really up my anal place but they were shoved in my crack touching that place. i mean what the **** were they thinking. im still pissed off
     
  17. ima_drummer2k

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    Kit Kat bars up your ass?

    Uh....I had a pretty good one I was going to post, but I forgot what it was.

    I think your friends might have some issues...
     
  18. conquistador#11

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    Dookie, you need some new friends.

    biggest prank on me, was by my ex, " I missed my period"
     
  19. thadeus

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    One time this guy gave me this really weird tasting pickle and when I mentioned that it tasted weird he gave me a Kit Kat to get the taste out of my mouth.
     
  20. Smokey

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    A stripper with a d*ck got me. Damn :(

    Kidding people!
     

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