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Eddie Griffin: Drunk driving and masterbating don't mix

Discussion in 'NBA Dish' started by Faos, Jun 29, 2006.

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  1. SamFisher

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    Kids, if you plan on masturbating, please, designate a driver.
     
    #61 SamFisher, Jun 30, 2006
  2. MrBastard

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    #62 MrBastard, Jun 30, 2006
  3. SamFisher

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    LOL, I just watched the news video again, my favorite line: EG is pleading with them not to call the cops and offering to buy a new car, he says

    "I"ll buy you any kind of car you want. You want a Hummer? or uh,....no, not a Bentley"

    Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
     
    #63 SamFisher, Jun 30, 2006
  4. Blake

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    Eddie's got some issues :D
     
    #64 Blake, Jun 30, 2006
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    #65 gucci888, Jun 30, 2006
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    Oh come on aren't you being a little harsh. Sometimes I man's gotta to do what a mans gotta do. You've never jerked off in your car? I thiink he learned his lesson... no porno in the car.
     
    #66 Old Man Rock, Jun 30, 2006
  7. SamFisher

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    I think Bentley should make that their new marketing campaign:



    Not getting arrested after driving drunk and totaling your Escalade and somebody elses while beating off to p*rn in your Escalade = $50,000 Hummer

    Somethings are priceless.

    Bentley
     
    #67 SamFisher, Jun 30, 2006
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    lol somebody photoshop something for this story
     
    #68 rocketsinsider, Jun 30, 2006
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    I like how the store owner does the "international hand sign" for whacking off while he is being interviewed.
     
    #69 MR. MEOWGI, Jun 30, 2006
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    I know somebody has to really photoshop this. I have no photoshop :(
     
    #70 TMACFORMVP, Jun 30, 2006
  11. dandorotik

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    Boy, Eddie Griffin sure gave new meaning to the term "carjacking."
     
    #71 dandorotik, Jun 30, 2006
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    Guess he should've bought them that Bentley.
     
    #72 Invisible Fan, Jun 30, 2006
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    Oh, Good grief, Charlie Brown. :eek:

    Being that the accident happened in Minny, the cops surely knew who he was, and probably new his past incidents. They gave him a break for sure, maybe even got paid off.

    Based off of 1 witness, the brother of the owner of the Suburban, it's being reported that he was indeed masturbating? Save Eddie some dignity, watching p*rn would be bad enough to be reported in the news.

    They'll have to do forensic tests on the steering wheel, and any papers that Eddie had to sign, along with the pens, to see if any "wack" evidence is found. :eek: :p He could be brought up on charges for chicken abuse. :D
     
    #73 TECH, Jun 30, 2006
  14. TECH

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    #74 TECH, Jun 30, 2006
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    No...it's a "Mr Hat" trick.
     
    #75 jsuspect, Jun 30, 2006
  16. yao ming 34

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    I HAVE NO WORDS FOR EDDIE GRIFFEN. HE IS A BUM
     
    #76 yao ming 34, Jun 30, 2006
  17. aussie rocket

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    I feel sorry for Eddie. Clearly he has major issues.

    I pray he finds support and help from the appropriate sources (ie family memebers/ psychologists)

    its easy to sit here and type fun at the man because of his public actions, but none of us really know the extent of the private matters which contribute to his demons.
     
    #77 aussie rocket, Jun 30, 2006
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    Thread of the year. (so far) :D
     
    #78 vaioavan63, Jun 30, 2006
  19. txppratt

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    awesome that he sucks for another team? yes... :)

    awesome that the rockets were set back a few years because of this nimrod?? HELL NO :mad:

    how r****ded is this guy? was he really beating off and then he told someone about it?

    man, the only thing funnier would be to find out he was watching gay p*rn...
     
    #79 txppratt, Jun 30, 2006
  20. jhou

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    thats just peverted... is eddie taking marajuna again?
     
    #80 jhou, Jun 30, 2006
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