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Dad Jokes!

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by DaDakota, Aug 26, 2022.

  1. Dankstronaut

    Dankstronaut Way, way out here.

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    Your dad seems much darker and more terrifying than mine.
     
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    I went to a bad zoo. It had no animals except for one dog. It was a shih tzu.
     
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    Lol that made me think of:

    One time we successfully mated a bulldog with a Shih-Tzu. Yeah, we called it a bullshit.
     
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    Really old timey people had funny sounding names that sometimes sound like other things.
     
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    Lots a lots a leggggs
     
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    Yep.

     
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    If my Grandma knew how little we had spent on her funeral, she'd be turning in the canal.
     
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    Everybody at the Autopsy Club is excited about next Thursday...it's open mike night
     
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    Xerobull ...and I'm all out of bubblegum
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    ha-HA
     
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    My buddy keeps complaining about his high water bill, so I sent him a "get well soon" card.
     
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