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    #101 Dankstronaut, Jan 18, 2023
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    Your dad seems much darker and more terrifying than mine.
     
    #106 Ottomaton, Feb 4, 2023
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    #107 Os Trigonum, Feb 5, 2023
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    I went to a bad zoo. It had no animals except for one dog. It was a shih tzu.
     
    #109 heypartner, Mar 6, 2023
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    Lol that made me think of:

    One time we successfully mated a bulldog with a Shih-Tzu. Yeah, we called it a bullshit.
     
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    Really old timey people had funny sounding names that sometimes sound like other things.
     
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    Lots a lots a leggggs
     
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    Yep.

     
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    That smile

     
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    If my Grandma knew how little we had spent on her funeral, she'd be turning in the canal.
     
    #117 Ernie The Giant Chicken, Mar 11, 2023
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    Everybody at the Autopsy Club is excited about next Thursday...it's open mike night
     
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    ha-HA
     
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    My buddy keeps complaining about his high water bill, so I sent him a "get well soon" card.
     
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