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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by DaDakota, Aug 26, 2022.

  1. DaDakota

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    What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?

    Attire!

    What are you talking about? My old avatar was a cartoon....this is a new one from my days on Star Citizen.

    Here you are once again, just coming into a thread to be an ******* - for no reason - you must be a peach in life ....stop ruining this fun thread.

    DD
     
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    How does Moses make coffee?

    Hebrews it.

    DD
     
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    What did the ghost's ancestry DNA test reveal?

    Boo genes
     
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    Justice is a dish best served cold.

    If it were served warm it would be justwater.

    DD
     
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    Do you know why they never sold a pregnant Barbie Doll?

    Because Ken Came in a different box

    DD
     
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    Maybe I'm not the only that missed this the past 10 years, so I'll post it here just in case.
    It randomly came into my feed earlier in the week and suddenly my day got brighter.

     
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    rock and roll dad is worse
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    does visual humor count?
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    Willow is a short series.
     
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