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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by DaDakota, Aug 26, 2022.

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  1. Roscoe Arbuckle

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    Don't encourage him. He's irrelevant.
     
    #21 Roscoe Arbuckle, Aug 29, 2022
  2. VooDooPope

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    what do you get when you cross a sheep and a cow?

    an animal in a Baaaaaaaaad Mooooooooood
     
    #22 VooDooPope, Aug 29, 2022
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    [​IMG]
     
    #23 CrazyJoeDavola, Aug 29, 2022
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  4. DaDakota

    DaDakota If you want to know, just ask!

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    How many telemarketers does it take to change a lightbulb?

    one, but he has to do it during dinner

    What is a vampire's favorite ship?

    A Blood Vessel

    DD
     
    #24 DaDakota, Aug 29, 2022
  5. Rocket River

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    My Fav and Personal Philosophy

    What did the Tub say to the Toilet?

    I might kiss a little @ss
    but
    I ain't taking all that ****!!!

    Rocket River
     
    #25 Rocket River, Aug 29, 2022
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    I used to be a wrestler, I would get a guy in a head lock and write my name on their forehead…

    It was my signature move.
     
    #26 WestendMassive, Aug 29, 2022
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  7. DaDakota

    DaDakota If you want to know, just ask!

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    Out of all the inventions in the last 100 years the Dry Erase board is probably the most remarkable.

    DD
     
    #27 DaDakota, Aug 30, 2022
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    [​IMG]
     
    #28 Buck Turgidson, Aug 30, 2022
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    What do you call a Mexican with tires on his feet????









    Rubber toe. ( roberto)



    muahahahah
     
    #29 tochiee22, Aug 30, 2022
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    gonna try some of these with my dad. maybe he’ll actually love me for once
     
    #30 Jontro, Aug 30, 2022
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  11. Salvy

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    I'm sure he does, where ever he is now since he left a long time ago...
     
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    the truth hurts sometimes breh. I'd like to think that he would if i read him these jokes
     
    #32 Jontro, Aug 30, 2022
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    Ask him why Hispanics make tamales for Christmas.....

    So they have something to unwrap
     
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    Just watched a documentary about beavers…

    It was the best dam program I’ve ever seen.
     
    #34 WestendMassive, Aug 31, 2022
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    When it becomes apparent.
     
    #35 TimDuncanDonaut, Aug 31, 2022
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    What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved.

    I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you didn't like it.

    What's the best thing about Switzerland?
    I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.

    How do you deal with a fear of speed bumps?
    You slowly get over it.
     
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  17. Buck Turgidson

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    A very confused Aggie?
     
    #37 Buck Turgidson, Sep 1, 2022
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    The weirdest boner @Ziggy's had since yesterday?

    Just another weeknight in B/CS?
     
    #38 Buck Turgidson, Sep 1, 2022
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    When I bought a 10-foot enlargement of our wedding photo, my wife got mad at me for spending so much money. I told her she needs to see the big picture.
     
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    What do you call a nervous javelin thrower?

    Shakespeare
     
    #40 WestendMassive, Sep 1, 2022
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