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  1. Dankstronaut

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    One time I was carrying some drums and a cymbal down some stairs. I couldn't really see and slipped a little bit. I was fine but I dropped the instruments.

    BADUMMM PSHHHHH
     
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    Jesus Saves.

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    What do you call a gang of accountants?

    Accrue
     
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    I find listening to catchy music is best when fishing.
     
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    What did the edgy teen painkiller say to his father?

    Aleve me alone dad!
     
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    Father's Day dad jokes in the news

    no paywall

    We asked you to send us dad jokes. Here are 39 to delight and annoy you.
    Yes, they are corny. But dad jokes are also a way for people — even those who aren’t actual fathers — to connect and build social bonds.

    https://wapo.st/4ezWJCG



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    #287 Os Trigonum, Jun 21, 2026 at 4:31 PM
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    What famous basketball player sings the least during the holidays?

    Joe Barely Carols
     
    #288 KingCheetah, Jun 21, 2026 at 6:57 PM
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