1. Welcome! Please take a few seconds to create your free account to post threads, make some friends, remove a few ads while surfing and much more. ClutchFans has been bringing fans together to talk Houston Sports since 1996. Join us!

Dad Jokes!

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by DaDakota, Aug 26, 2022.

  1. deb4rockets

    deb4rockets Member
    Supporting Member

    Joined:
    Oct 8, 2013
    Messages:
    25,155
    Likes Received:
    32,487
    Why did the man fall down the well?



    Because he couldn't see that well.
     
    Tomstro and cheke64 like this.
  2. Invisible Fan

    Invisible Fan Member

    Joined:
    Dec 5, 2001
    Messages:
    45,954
    Likes Received:
    28,052
    Gotta visit the tweet. The embed cut off the words on the top for some reason
     
    Jontro likes this.
  3. DaDakota

    DaDakota Balance wins
    Supporting Member

    Joined:
    Mar 14, 1999
    Messages:
    129,553
    Likes Received:
    40,109
    You guys hear about the guy who dipped his balls in glitter?

    Yeah, pretty nuts huh!

    DD
     
    #243 DaDakota, Nov 27, 2024
    Last edited: Dec 16, 2024
    clos4life and Buck Turgidson like this.
  4. Os Trigonum

    Os Trigonum Member
    Supporting Member

    Joined:
    May 2, 2014
    Messages:
    81,710
    Likes Received:
    122,123
  5. Os Trigonum

    Os Trigonum Member
    Supporting Member

    Joined:
    May 2, 2014
    Messages:
    81,710
    Likes Received:
    122,123
  6. Xerobull

    Xerobull ...and I'm all out of bubblegum

    Joined:
    Jun 18, 2003
    Messages:
    37,104
    Likes Received:
    36,057
  7. Buck Turgidson

    Joined:
    Feb 14, 2002
    Messages:
    101,709
    Likes Received:
    104,412
  8. Buck Turgidson

    Joined:
    Feb 14, 2002
    Messages:
    101,709
    Likes Received:
    104,412
    Hey @B-Bob:

    “What do you do with a dead chemist?"

    you barium
     
    ROCKSS, Invisible Fan and B-Bob like this.
  9. DaDakota

    DaDakota Balance wins
    Supporting Member

    Joined:
    Mar 14, 1999
    Messages:
    129,553
    Likes Received:
    40,109
    Can't believe they are still together, after all the sheet they have been through.....

    Who?

    Your butt cheeks !
     
    #249 DaDakota, Jan 7, 2025
    Last edited: Jan 9, 2025
  10. TimDuncanDonaut

    Joined:
    Feb 20, 2009
    Messages:
    15,383
    Likes Received:
    36,668
    Nebraska, Iowa, Illinois, Kentucky, Arkansas, Tennessee, Oklahoma, Kansas

    Why does Missouri share borders with so many states?









    Missouri loves company.
     
    DaDakota, heypartner and Os Trigonum like this.
  11. Xerobull

    Xerobull ...and I'm all out of bubblegum

    Joined:
    Jun 18, 2003
    Messages:
    37,104
    Likes Received:
    36,057
  12. Invisible Fan

    Invisible Fan Member

    Joined:
    Dec 5, 2001
    Messages:
    45,954
    Likes Received:
    28,052
  13. Xerobull

    Xerobull ...and I'm all out of bubblegum

    Joined:
    Jun 18, 2003
    Messages:
    37,104
    Likes Received:
    36,057
  14. Rocket River

    Rocket River Member

    Joined:
    Oct 5, 1999
    Messages:
    65,423
    Likes Received:
    33,132
    What did the dog say when he licked my hand . . . .. .

    Rough Rough!

    Rocket River
     
  15. Xerobull

    Xerobull ...and I'm all out of bubblegum

    Joined:
    Jun 18, 2003
    Messages:
    37,104
    Likes Received:
    36,057
  16. Kevooooo

    Kevooooo Member

    Joined:
    Jul 18, 2014
    Messages:
    5,947
    Likes Received:
    4,965
    We have daily morning staff meetings and my boss recently got me a dad joke calendar and I read one off each morning to start the meeting. They always get a collective groan.
     
  17. DaDakota

    DaDakota Balance wins
    Supporting Member

    Joined:
    Mar 14, 1999
    Messages:
    129,553
    Likes Received:
    40,109
    A Dragon will never explode.

    But a Dino might.

    DD
     
  18. Xerobull

    Xerobull ...and I'm all out of bubblegum

    Joined:
    Jun 18, 2003
    Messages:
    37,104
    Likes Received:
    36,057
  19. heypartner

    heypartner Member

    Joined:
    Oct 27, 1999
    Messages:
    63,517
    Likes Received:
    59,019
    Why did the man fall down the well?

    Because he couldn’t see that well
     
  20. Joe Joe

    Joe Joe Go Stros!
    Supporting Member

    Joined:
    May 3, 1999
    Messages:
    26,592
    Likes Received:
    16,983
    Curry plays basketball this series like he shops for shampoo. He stops at 3 and 1.

    Damn. Curry was controlled, but stil lost.
     
    #260 Joe Joe, May 4, 2025
    Last edited: May 4, 2025
    Buck Turgidson and Xerobull like this.

Share This Page

  • About ClutchFans

    Since 1996, ClutchFans has been loud and proud covering the Houston Rockets, helping set an industry standard for team fan sites. The forums have been a home for Houston sports fans as well as basketball fanatics around the globe.

  • Support ClutchFans!

    If you find that ClutchFans is a valuable resource for you, please consider becoming a Supporting Member. Supporting Members can upload photos and attachments directly to their posts, customize their user title and more. Gold Supporters see zero ads!


    Upgrade Now