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  1. deb4rockets

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    Why did the man fall down the well?



    Because he couldn't see that well.
     
    #241 deb4rockets, Nov 22, 2024
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    Gotta visit the tweet. The embed cut off the words on the top for some reason
     
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  3. DaDakota

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    You guys hear about the guy who dipped his balls in glitter?

    Yeah, pretty nuts huh!

    DD
     
    #243 DaDakota, Nov 27, 2024
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    #246 Xerobull, Jan 6, 2025
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    Hey @B-Bob:

    “What do you do with a dead chemist?"

    you barium
     
    #248 Buck Turgidson, Jan 7, 2025
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  9. DaDakota

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    Can't believe they are still together, after all the sheet they have been through.....

    Who?

    Your butt cheeks !
     
    #249 DaDakota, Jan 7, 2025
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  10. TimDuncanDonaut

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    Nebraska, Iowa, Illinois, Kentucky, Arkansas, Tennessee, Oklahoma, Kansas

    Why does Missouri share borders with so many states?









    Missouri loves company.
     
    #250 TimDuncanDonaut, Jan 8, 2025
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  11. Xerobull

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    What did the dog say when he licked my hand . . . .. .

    Rough Rough!

    Rocket River
     
    #254 Rocket River, Jan 29, 2025
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    We have daily morning staff meetings and my boss recently got me a dad joke calendar and I read one off each morning to start the meeting. They always get a collective groan.
     
    #256 Kevooooo, Apr 12, 2025
  17. DaDakota

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    A Dragon will never explode.

    But a Dino might.

    DD
     
    #257 DaDakota, Apr 12, 2025
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    Why did the man fall down the well?

    Because he couldn’t see that well
     
    #259 heypartner, May 1, 2025
  20. Joe Joe

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    Curry plays basketball this series like he shops for shampoo. He stops at 3 and 1.

    Damn. Curry was controlled, but stil lost.
     
    #260 Joe Joe, May 4, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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