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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by OrangeCountyCA, Oct 29, 2007.

  1. OrangeCountyCA

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    In your opinion which of Fatty FatBastard's threads is the most off-the-wall, strange, and amuzingly funny?

    My favorite has to be Should I start a war?

    FFB, keep up the good work. And keep on drinking on weekend nights.
     
  2. Fatty FatBastard

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    This isn't necessary. I've just recently met a p*rn star in a subway whilst battling three other manly guys with my right fist o' fury.
     
  3. Mr. Clutch

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    The one where his stripper stole his ring or something was pretty good.
     
  4. Invisible Fan

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    Then you took her to Jack n the Crack and treated her one taco. :D














    Because she looked like she needed a diet and not because they raised it to $1.29.
     
  5. krnxsnoopy

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    I hate them all... ;) jk

    I like the one where he said his future wife is in an unsuspecting womb... thats pretty nasty
     
  6. ima_drummer2k

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    Search is down, can anyone who knows how to get around it post links to some of the good ones so we can judge for ourselves?
     
  7. RocketMan Tex

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    That's my favorite as well.
     
  8. pasox2

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    Didn't he post he was curious about a MMW threesome ? That one vanished the next day. ;)
     
  9. updawg

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    the TT class ring is my favorite as well. the war is a close second
     
  10. moestavern19

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    I like that one where he's completely smashed and posts an incoherent thread and nobody knows WTF he's talking about, then the next day when he's sober he tries to fight somebody about something and ends up getting owned.


    Oh...



    nevermind.
     
  11. Rockets2K

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    probably just around 4-5 estimations in the URL if I know r2k. :p
     
  14. Rockets2K

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    you do indeed ;)

    you sort by thread starter ascending from the beginning, and start jumping thru by changing the page number in the url.

    I didnt check, but considering how long FFB has been here, and how much he likes to talk, threads started by him probably take up 10 pages or better.

    also..remember that fatty fat fat is also him....but that only adds a few threads to his count.
     
  15. MR. MEOWGI

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    Whatever happened to ole Tolpatcsh Verkinder anyway?
     
  16. moestavern19

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    As I recall, that was Puedlfor's "nickname" from the whole DaDakota "Bet" from back in the day. Given to him by oeilpere.
     
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    Some FFB reading material:

    Fatty's interested in a threesome: {Women} Is it ever...
    Fatty's 2 a.m. interest in female nudity: [Nudity]Do women really care?
    Fatty gets arrested in Bellaire: I got really hosed for the good of the Astro's
    It's 1 a.m. and Fatty wants to know how awesome he is: How awesome am I?
    Fatty gets arrested and is in a wreck in Memphis: I'm the unluckiest S.O.B. out there.
    Fatty gets his license suspended: Jesus H.... License suspended again
    It's midnight and Fatty wants to know if he's the coolest: Who is the "Coolest" poster?
    Fatty wonders if he should start a war with some chick: Should I start a war?
    Drunk Fatty considers going the Woodlands for a massage: I've got to ask that for this questione 5-6 girls here:
    Fatty's f'ed-up guide to dating: Fatty's Ten Steps To Finding a Girlfriend...
    Fatty babbles: POOPY!
    Cops pull naked Fatty out of a hot tub: My entertaining eve after the game
    Fatty's class ring gets stolen: Fatty thread: (you know)
     
  18. Fatty FatBastard

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    Why do I feel this thread is more about laughing at me than with me?
     
  19. ima_drummer2k

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    Relax, I'm sure it's just your imagination.
     
  20. RocketMan Tex

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    It's just another example of the man trying to keep a brother down.

    :D
     

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