1. Welcome! Please take a few seconds to create your free account to post threads, make some friends, remove a few ads while surfing and much more. ClutchFans has been bringing fans together to talk Houston Sports since 1996. Join us!

I quit my horrible job today.

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Pen15clubber, Feb 24, 2017.

  1. Pen15clubber

    Pen15clubber Member

    Joined:
    Jun 11, 2015
    Messages:
    13,545
    Likes Received:
    16,121
    What are the best drugs?
     
  2. DreamShook

    DreamShook Member

    Joined:
    Jun 26, 2008
    Messages:
    70,206
    Likes Received:
    113,616
    Stripping must have been tough.. I don't blame you. Them 40 year old soccer moms are super thirsty! amiright?!
     
    Dgn1 and Pen15clubber like this.
  3. Pen15clubber

    Pen15clubber Member

    Joined:
    Jun 11, 2015
    Messages:
    13,545
    Likes Received:
    16,121
    Soccer dads yo
     
  4. donkeypunch

    donkeypunch Contributing Member

    Joined:
    Dec 8, 2013
    Messages:
    19,394
    Likes Received:
    21,904
    Bath salts cut with ajax.

    No, but really, just go smoke some bud and chill out and forget about it.
     
  5. FTW Rockets FTW

    FTW Rockets FTW Contributing Member

    Joined:
    Jun 23, 2011
    Messages:
    27,724
    Likes Received:
    21,397
    I'd suggest clubbing some young bucks. Take out your frustration on them
     
    Yung-T, RocketWalta and Pen15clubber like this.
  6. Dairy Ashford

    Dairy Ashford Member

    Joined:
    May 20, 2002
    Messages:
    14,502
    Likes Received:
    1,831
    Probably good for the narrative to leave on your own, but I hope you've got a year's worth of cash.
     
    Dgn1, Chamillionaire and Pen15clubber like this.
  7. bigtexxx

    bigtexxx Contributing Member

    Joined:
    Jun 12, 2002
    Messages:
    26,910
    Likes Received:
    2,255
    next stop: G4P
     
    jsingles and Nook like this.
  8. Pen15clubber

    Pen15clubber Member

    Joined:
    Jun 11, 2015
    Messages:
    13,545
    Likes Received:
    16,121
    These are celebratory drugs yo! I've got a better job now. #2weekvacationdoe
     
  9. Snow Villiers

    Snow Villiers Member

    Joined:
    Mar 13, 2015
    Messages:
    16,777
    Likes Received:
    15,962
     
    Pen15clubber likes this.
  10. moestavern19

    moestavern19 Member

    Joined:
    Dec 8, 1999
    Messages:
    39,003
    Likes Received:
    3,636
    I suggest you start with brown acid drops followed by a strict regiment of quaaludes and barbiturates.

    Move slowly over to fine China and don't forget to butt-chug Fireball.

    Loosen up the night with a couple beans and a few tequila shots.

    Top it off with a dab of shatter. Indica. At least 70% tetrahydrocannibinol.
     
  11. Pen15clubber

    Pen15clubber Member

    Joined:
    Jun 11, 2015
    Messages:
    13,545
    Likes Received:
    16,121
    Now we are talkin
     
  12. cheke64

    cheke64 Member

    Joined:
    May 12, 2009
    Messages:
    23,482
    Likes Received:
    14,873
    What horrible job did you quit?
     
  13. moestavern19

    moestavern19 Member

    Joined:
    Dec 8, 1999
    Messages:
    39,003
    Likes Received:
    3,636
    I think its Sean Spicer.
     
  14. Yaosthirdleg

    Yaosthirdleg Member

    Joined:
    Jun 8, 2016
    Messages:
    796
    Likes Received:
    697
  15. Tha_Dude

    Tha_Dude Contributing Member

    Joined:
    Nov 30, 2016
    Messages:
    3,465
    Likes Received:
    6,628
    Very good, clubber. You've passed the first step in duders guide to a happy life. Next I recommend you take up bowling, max out all of those credit cards, get you some killer bud, maybe a few hookers every now and then. When you run out of money just file bankruptcy and abuse some government services, then go work at a used car lot for a little while, rinse and repeat and do it all over again.
     
  16. CCity Zero

    CCity Zero Member

    Joined:
    Nov 28, 2014
    Messages:
    7,265
    Likes Received:
    3,499
    Congratulations! Hopefully new job is better, I think Moe's got the right idea :)
     
  17. rocketsballin

    rocketsballin Member

    Joined:
    Nov 23, 2012
    Messages:
    8,041
    Likes Received:
    1,483
    gonna make a thread like this with no back story?
     
  18. MIAGI99

    MIAGI99 Member

    Joined:
    Jul 3, 2008
    Messages:
    1,768
    Likes Received:
    355
  19. Pen15clubber

    Pen15clubber Member

    Joined:
    Jun 11, 2015
    Messages:
    13,545
    Likes Received:
    16,121
    i drove a truck for a beer distributor
     
  20. Pen15clubber

    Pen15clubber Member

    Joined:
    Jun 11, 2015
    Messages:
    13,545
    Likes Received:
    16,121
    I drove a truck for a beer distributor. Made alright money but got a new job a few weeks back. I start in like 3 weeks so I was about to give my 2 weeks notice. I was getting absolutely hammered yesterday by my boss for running late but it was out of my control. (Store receiver was being absolutely ridiculous) my boss called me and told me to "man up" and I said ok. I called him back ten minutes later and told him his truck was at barker cypress and 290 so you better hurry and come get it because I'm going to the crib
     
    BigMaloe, Fyreball, ramotadab and 8 others like this.

Share This Page