Stripping must have been tough.. I don't blame you. Them 40 year old soccer moms are super thirsty! amiright?!
I suggest you start with brown acid drops followed by a strict regiment of quaaludes and barbiturates. Move slowly over to fine China and don't forget to butt-chug Fireball. Loosen up the night with a couple beans and a few tequila shots. Top it off with a dab of shatter. Indica. At least 70% tetrahydrocannibinol.
Very good, clubber. You've passed the first step in duders guide to a happy life. Next I recommend you take up bowling, max out all of those credit cards, get you some killer bud, maybe a few hookers every now and then. When you run out of money just file bankruptcy and abuse some government services, then go work at a used car lot for a little while, rinse and repeat and do it all over again.
I drove a truck for a beer distributor. Made alright money but got a new job a few weeks back. I start in like 3 weeks so I was about to give my 2 weeks notice. I was getting absolutely hammered yesterday by my boss for running late but it was out of my control. (Store receiver was being absolutely ridiculous) my boss called me and told me to "man up" and I said ok. I called him back ten minutes later and told him his truck was at barker cypress and 290 so you better hurry and come get it because I'm going to the crib