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Help... how do you get someone pregnant? GF and I going paranoid

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  1. Cannonball

    Cannonball Contributing Member

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    There's a 1% chance you can get pregnant that way?
     
    #81 Cannonball, Oct 9, 2010
  2. Blurr#7

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    Fixed!
     
    #82 Blurr#7, Oct 9, 2010
  3. Jugdish

    Jugdish Member

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    What if I stop before the white stuff comes out?
     
    #83 Jugdish, Oct 9, 2010
  4. moestavern19

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    then you are a better man than Rick Pitino.
     
    #84 moestavern19, Oct 9, 2010
  5. finalsbound

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    i'm not the one who gives a crap...
     
    #85 finalsbound, Oct 9, 2010
  6. DaDakota

    DaDakota If you want to know, just ask!

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    Hey, I gave that ghost up, long ago, if people don't care, then I don't give two ****s either.

    **** it !

    DD
     
    #86 DaDakota, Oct 9, 2010
  7. REEKO_HTOWN

    REEKO_HTOWN I'm Rich Biiiiaaatch!

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    look on the bright side!

    At least now you can have all the unprotected sex you want for about 8 months!
     
    #87 REEKO_HTOWN, Oct 9, 2010
  8. Jugdish

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    You ever get the white stuff in your neckbeard? I bet you looked like a member of My Morning Jacket got caught in an ice storm.
     
    #88 Jugdish, Oct 9, 2010
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  9. moestavern19

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    I've had a couple of Peter North moments that resulted in some undesirable friendly fire.

    Not my fault I'm loaded for Bear.
     
    #89 moestavern19, Oct 9, 2010
  10. Harrisment

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    [​IMG]
     
    #90 Harrisment, Oct 9, 2010
  11. ryano2009

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    so what the baby name is gonna be...?? :) :)
     
    #91 ryano2009, Oct 9, 2010
  12. Pizza_Da_Hut

    Pizza_Da_Hut I put on pants for this?

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    Atychima, it's the Greek word for accident. They call him Chimmy for short.
     
    #92 Pizza_Da_Hut, Oct 9, 2010
  13. RV6

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    and her boobs get bigger :p
     
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  14. YaosDirtyStache

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    How do you get someone pregnant?

    You sir just found out.
     
    #94 YaosDirtyStache, Oct 9, 2010
  15. The Drake

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    ladies and gentlemen...we have a winner!!!
     
    #95 The Drake, Oct 9, 2010
  16. Deckard

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    And her nipples become firm, enlarged, engorged... they will become red nipples (unless they don't!!).

    I suggest checking her nipples every hour for the next three days to see if this happens. Hey, if it does, you'll get to hear some of us say...


    You're life is over as you know it!!



    (or you could do what Finals suggested, if you're smart)
     
    #96 Deckard, Oct 9, 2010
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  17. The Drake

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    cmon.
     
    #97 The Drake, Oct 9, 2010
  18. Hayesfan

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    It always makes me sad when I see something like this... freaking put a cap on it.. is that so hard?
     
    #98 Hayesfan, Oct 9, 2010
  19. TexasMan

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    LOL..
     
    #99 TexasMan, Oct 9, 2010
  20. Rock3t Man

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    Just chill bro, shes probably not pregnant.
     
    #100 Rock3t Man, Oct 9, 2010
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