If DMo's butt sweat doesn't cause Curry to slip and get injured, Curry wouldn't be playing at less than 100% upon his return. If Curry doesn't play 100% during the Finals, the Warriors have a good chance of beating Cleveland and of beat OKC by a worse margin. If Warriors beat Cleveland, Durant would likely not go there for fear of looking like a huge front-runner. So, thank you, DMo's butt sweat! You the real MVP!
that's nice and all but omer asik was the greatest sweater the sports world has ever seen, better than a patrick ewing in polyester.
Morey needs one more analytics category o measure player's value. BSR: Butt Sweat Rating ABSR: Adjusted BSR BSR36: BSR per 36 minutes BSRPP: BSR per 100 possessions OBSR: Offensive BSR DBSR: Defensive BSR NBSR: Net BSR (OBSR-DBSR) BSRE: BSR efficiency: How many injuries caused per each butt sweat smearing
