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DMo's Sweat = The Real MVP

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by Carl Herrera, Jul 4, 2016.

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  1. Carl Herrera

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    If DMo's butt sweat doesn't cause Curry to slip and get injured, Curry wouldn't be playing at less than 100% upon his return.

    If Curry doesn't play 100% during the Finals, the Warriors have a good chance of beating Cleveland and of beat OKC by a worse margin.

    If Warriors beat Cleveland, Durant would likely not go there for fear of looking like a huge front-runner.

    So, thank you, DMo's butt sweat! You the real MVP!
     
    #1 Carl Herrera, Jul 4, 2016
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    MVT. MVT.
     
    #2 yixiixiy, Jul 4, 2016
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    that's nice and all but omer asik was the greatest sweater the sports world has ever seen, better than a patrick ewing in polyester.
     
    #3 conquistador#11, Jul 4, 2016
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    In honor of Donut's butt sweat, Happy 4th of July, ClutchFans!!
     
    #4 Deckard, Jul 4, 2016
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    Morey needs one more analytics category o measure player's value.

    BSR: Butt Sweat Rating
    ABSR: Adjusted BSR
    BSR36: BSR per 36 minutes
    BSRPP: BSR per 100 possessions
    OBSR: Offensive BSR
    DBSR: Defensive BSR
    NBSR: Net BSR (OBSR-DBSR)
    BSRE: BSR efficiency: How many injuries caused per each butt sweat smearing
     
    #5 Easy, Jul 4, 2016
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