Honestly, jorts are the most hideous form of apparel known to man. Whoever concocted this fashion faux paus needs to be put away for good. They are a disgrace to the country.
It's hot in Texas, you can't always wear long pants. What's wrong with jean shorts? Of course I'm talking about regular ones and not ones that are too long, too short, or too tight. Seriously, they're just like any other regular shorts but.....made out of denim.
Since the 80's in basketball has been long passed, we can now require a law that ALL men shorts must be at least to knee level when worn, regardless of the material.
^ I was gonna chime in in support of jorts ( or whatever you call em), but after this, I have to reconsider
I have never understood the outpouring of hate on this BBS for jorts. As someone else said...they're freaking shorts. There are way worse fashion trends to get your ire up about.
I see nothing wrong with wearing shorts made of denim. And, regarding the pic above.... the problem with that pic isn't the shorts he's wearing - it's the long girly hair he has.
You are 21 years old. You are entering that illustrious final year of College. 3 years, 2.5 GPA, 2.5 million cans of Pabst Blue Ribbon... all on Daddy's dime, no harm done. The question is now posed... what to wear? I'm of age now, where fashion must be at least recognized or the gays will make fun of me. Jorts and Tank Tops are no longer in question. Here are a few suggestions. Spray on tans are In, In, IN! Polo shirts are out, out, OUT! Multiple Polos... or "Molos" are the wave of the future. First lets start with your name... Today it is too "old fashioned" to have a name like Thomas, Jason, or Albert. Lean toward something cutting age, something ritzy. Brody, Chazz, Alister, and Braedon are all good choices. Now that you're decked out with an awesome tan and Molos, its time to accessorize a bit. Chains attached to your wallet is so last decade... when you see 30 something dudes wearing them... you know its time to move on. Opt for a nice white feather necklace. You need to wear sunglasses now... a lot of sunglasses. And please either spike your hair up to the point it can pop anything inflatable, or feather it if its curly. Now you're almost ready, just a couple more things before you'll be that douchebag with a hottie that everyone on the internet is going to be hating next week. Do not listen to rock music. That is so white people ago. You are the new man. You must listen to whatever mainstream radio tells you to. Maroon 5 for the ladies. If you're feeling a little lonesome for some hard rock, its ok to go ahead and buy that Nickelback album... but we really think you should go Daughtry. Now you need a car, and the obvious choice is a Ford Mustang. Your mustang must have at least 1 (more are certainly encouraged) decal of a racing company, and also your alma mater and/or favorite football team. And please, please, please throw some rims and a system on that b****, its cool to be a gangsta. You look good now. You've got it made. So long Jorts... now you're ready for the world, douchebag. Get out there and make us proud.
"Excuse me, do these successfully hide my thunder?" One of the greatest lines from that show. And a couple of weekends ago I saw an older guy (probably around mid 40's) rollerblading around in jorts with no shirt. It was one of those moments in life that you realize there really is no hope for humanity.
