1. Welcome! Please take a few seconds to create your free account to post threads, make some friends, remove a few ads while surfing and much more. ClutchFans has been bringing fans together to talk Houston Sports since 1996. Join us!

Should Jorts Be Illegal?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Baqui99, Apr 2, 2008.

Tags:
?

Should Jorts Be Illegal?

  1. Yes! ban all jorts

    82 vote(s)
    60.7%

  2. No! They complement my mullet and Ohio State jersey well

    53 vote(s)
    39.3%
Page 3 of 8
  1. thegary

    thegary Contributing Member

    Joined:
    Jul 22, 2002
    Messages:
    10,230
    Likes Received:
    2,223
    this thread is getting me hot and bothered
     
    #41 thegary, Apr 2, 2008
  2. MR. MEOWGI

    MR. MEOWGI Contributing Member

    Joined:
    Jul 2, 2002
    Messages:
    14,382
    Likes Received:
    11
    <object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/RH0lEVMuzzw&hl=en"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/RH0lEVMuzzw&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>
     
    #42 MR. MEOWGI, Apr 2, 2008
  3. no_answer

    no_answer Member

    Joined:
    Feb 13, 2003
    Messages:
    2,135
    Likes Received:
    165
    They're hot. I think men should wear hoochie mama shorts all of the time.
     
    #43 no_answer, Apr 2, 2008
  4. moestavern19

    moestavern19 Member

    Joined:
    Dec 8, 1999
    Messages:
    39,003
    Likes Received:
    3,637

    That is soooo jelafiably prole.
     
    #44 moestavern19, Apr 2, 2008
  5. Oski2005

    Oski2005 Contributing Member

    Joined:
    Nov 14, 2001
    Messages:
    18,100
    Likes Received:
    447
    No, what's close to my heart is not calling people poor for not dressing like you. You can call them ugly and stupid all you want. Shorts aren't a fashion statement to me.
     
    #45 Oski2005, Apr 2, 2008
  6. Achilleus

    Achilleus Member

    Joined:
    Aug 30, 2003
    Messages:
    4,313
    Likes Received:
    24
    [​IMG]
     
    #46 Achilleus, Apr 2, 2008
  7. mlwoo

    mlwoo Contributing Member

    Joined:
    Oct 17, 2007
    Messages:
    3,797
    Likes Received:
    109
    Okay. Why add the pockets though?

    What would make someone go up to a store and say "Man, there are just these shorts with normal pockets, I need some big-ass pockets to put nothing in."?
     
    #47 mlwoo, Apr 2, 2008
  8. mlwoo

    mlwoo Contributing Member

    Joined:
    Oct 17, 2007
    Messages:
    3,797
    Likes Received:
    109
    Kevin Smith gets a pass because he is a big comic dork.
     
    #48 mlwoo, Apr 2, 2008
  9. ima_drummer2k

    ima_drummer2k Contributing Member

    Joined:
    Oct 18, 2002
    Messages:
    35,653
    Likes Received:
    7,647
    I'm intrigued. What are "board shorts"? More comfy (read loose) than cargo shorts?
     
    #49 ima_drummer2k, Apr 2, 2008
  10. MR. MEOWGI

    MR. MEOWGI Contributing Member

    Joined:
    Jul 2, 2002
    Messages:
    14,382
    Likes Received:
    11
    Surfboard shorts, brah.
     
    #50 MR. MEOWGI, Apr 2, 2008
  11. finalsbound

    finalsbound Contributing Member

    Joined:
    Aug 31, 2000
    Messages:
    12,328
    Likes Received:
    901
    I don't have a problem with jorts, but Jnco jorts are awful. I don't think I've seen 'em since junior high, though.

    Loooong pockets:
    [​IMG]
     
    #51 finalsbound, Apr 2, 2008
  12. Rocketman95

    Rocketman95 Hangout Boy

    Joined:
    Feb 15, 1999
    Messages:
    48,946
    Likes Received:
    1,365
    I cut a hole in the top of the side pockets from the inside. It allows my ginormous member to rest comfortably in the pocket. It also allows for easy access for the ladies in public.
     
    #52 Rocketman95, Apr 2, 2008
  13. mlwoo

    mlwoo Contributing Member

    Joined:
    Oct 17, 2007
    Messages:
    3,797
    Likes Received:
    109
    I apologize. You really have a use for em then.
     
    #53 mlwoo, Apr 2, 2008
  14. SWTsig

    SWTsig Contributing Member

    Joined:
    Dec 20, 2002
    Messages:
    13,947
    Likes Received:
    3,551
    jorts help me clearly and easily distinguish the peons from the rest of society.
     
    #54 SWTsig, Apr 2, 2008
  15. Rocketman95

    Rocketman95 Hangout Boy

    Joined:
    Feb 15, 1999
    Messages:
    48,946
    Likes Received:
    1,365
    I'm wearing my jorts and I <3 strip centers shirt for the Raconteurs show. :D
     
    #55 Rocketman95, Apr 2, 2008
  16. mlwoo

    mlwoo Contributing Member

    Joined:
    Oct 17, 2007
    Messages:
    3,797
    Likes Received:
    109
    Gross.
     
    #56 mlwoo, Apr 2, 2008
  17. Achilleus

    Achilleus Member

    Joined:
    Aug 30, 2003
    Messages:
    4,313
    Likes Received:
    24
    <object width="464" height="388" classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000"><param name="movie" value="http://www2.funnyordie.com/public/flash/fodplayer.swf?6045" /><param name="flashvars" value="key=c266421443" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><embed width="464" height="388" flashvars="key=c266421443" allowfullscreen="true" quality="high" src="http://www2.funnyordie.com/public/flash/fodplayer.swf?6045" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed></object><noscript><a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/c266421443">Zach Galifianakis is the Snuggler</a> on <a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/">FunnyOrDie.com</a></noscript>
     
    #57 Achilleus, Apr 2, 2008
  18. Hayesfan

    Hayesfan Contributing Member

    Joined:
    Nov 3, 2006
    Messages:
    10,900
    Likes Received:
    360
    Everything but the shoes... perfect!
     
    #58 Hayesfan, Apr 2, 2008
  19. Rockets2K

    Rockets2K Clutch Crew

    Joined:
    Mar 22, 2000
    Messages:
    18,050
    Likes Received:
    1,270

    QFT

    you dont like how I dress?

    ask me if I care.

    I dont comment on what you are wearing, why you got a prob with what I wear?

    Same thing goes with that Houston insecurity thread, why should I care if people want to visit or move to my city? We got enough morons running around here as it is, we dont need more.

    not only do I still own jean shorts(knee length) I also have cargo shorts. I also wear concert shirts and shirts with jackedup sayings on them.

    Dont like it? think Im a douche?

    tell it to yo momma cause I dont give a sh&t
     
    #59 Rockets2K, Apr 2, 2008
  20. no_answer

    no_answer Member

    Joined:
    Feb 13, 2003
    Messages:
    2,135
    Likes Received:
    165
    Rockets2K & RM95 sittin in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G...
     
    #60 no_answer, Apr 2, 2008
(You must log in or sign up to post here.)
Page 3 of 8

Share This Page

Toggle Width
Style
ClutchFans Original

  • About ClutchFans

    Since 1996, ClutchFans has been loud and proud covering the Houston Rockets, helping set an industry standard for team fan sites. The forums have been a home for Houston sports fans as well as basketball fanatics around the globe.

  • Rockets Content

  • Support ClutchFans!

    If you find that ClutchFans is a valuable resource for you, please consider becoming a Supporting Member. Supporting Members can upload photos and attachments directly to their posts, customize their user title and more. Gold Supporters see zero ads!


    Upgrade Now