I've got a problem. So where does one turn when he has one? The Clutch BBS. I've pretty much spent most of my adult life in monogamous, long-term relationships. Well, long enough that the pill was pretty much the only birth-control used after awhile (yes, including STD screens). I'm now back in the dating pool with a problem: I've got to be safe, and I need to find the right rubber. Now, I'm not hung like a mule, but I'm big enough that regular size rubbers flat-out hurt. Then there's the problem of staying hard: roll one on, blood gets pushed out and is restricted from coming back in. All that equals half-mast at best. No problem, I figure. Trojan Magnums have fit well in the past, so I bought some. Trouble is, I can't feel a DAMN thing. I'm going nuts. Sex with no climax is getting really old, and rubbers ain't cheap. So, to my BBS brethren, I pose this question: Which rubber do you prefer for fit and feel? Ladies, please feel free to offer input on your favorites, as well. Who knows, perhaps some signature-worthy quotes will come out of this thread. As always, many thanks.
Sorry for the lack of support, but from my perspective, these are the types of problems that I wish I had. Help! Help! I have a really big d*ng, and I'm getting laid so much that I can't afford my extra-strength donkey d!ck rubbers How's your money shot? Have you thought about a new job in adult entertainment?
Get liquored up, pop a viagra, prance around the club erect, and take home several women for intercourse. What you will lose in sensation from the dome, you will make up for in variety from the ho buffet.
I have a similar problem. I find the only thing I can really get into is an air sock thats been stitched closed at one end. Im the victim here people...help me out!
Actually while on this subject, can anyone recomend a car cover to keep thge leaves off my paint work?
Lynus, Lynus, Lynus - did you really THINK you were going to get good responses HERE with this question??
All of the topics that've been covered on this bbs (Nair-ing your nads, explosive bowels), and mine gets all the smart-ass responses. My attempt to minimize an embarassing topic by keeping things candid has apparently back-fired. At any rate, I'm glad I've at least elicited a few laughs, but I would still like some feedback. ::sigh:: Oh, well. Carry on.
I had the same problems until I started using the extra large birthday baloons. Just be careful that there arent any holes in them. You can pre-test them by filling them up with water to test ffor leaks. If you want some lubrication use cooking oil.
If you buy one of those "Slip N Slides", double it over and use some masking tape....that should get the job done.
For the record, I'd think the masking tape would chafe. Thanks for the more serious responses, folks.
Ah, the Clutch BBS. The only place in the world where every man is smarter than average, well-off financially, successful, knowledgeable about sports... and hung like a horse. Amazing how that happens. (sorry Lynus, can't really help with the serious side of this... what with my experience being confined to someone who's Catholic and doesn't use them.)
