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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Lynus302, Oct 13, 2005.

  1. BigM

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    holy **** that was hilarious, lmao!
     
  2. Mr. Brightside

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    ever tried saran wrap?
     
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    Lynus...Dude, they never feel good. I, personally, never wear one, unless the girl demands it.

    Just be happy that you have a sizable pene!

    And quit keeping that "blankie" around. Girls find that eerie.
     
  5. Davidoff

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    Look for "Crown Skinless Skin Condoms" great stuff.. thin and not as small as the ones you're talking about, but not the size of a trash bag..

    This thread reminds me of a joke by a comedian Todd Barry.. He's about to sleep with a woman and she sees the condom and says "HEY TODD, NICE CHOICE!" he goes on to say.. "OK I wasn’t expecting a virgin, but she then proceeded to tell me about all the features of the condom I was using... this got me thinking, was I about to sleep with a w****?"

    I can never remember a joke right, but you get the point..
     
  6. SamCassell

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    I think the punchline was "I knew she wasn't a virgin, but I wasn't expecting brand loyalty!"
     
  7. mc mark

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    There's always the "pull out method."
     
  8. wnes

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    Putting condom on the buddy for doing business is like wearing seat belt for driving. Not a natural and comfortable thing, but what else can you do if you wanna be *safe* (snicker)?
     
  9. gifford1967

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    That made me laugh.
     
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    oh and we deserve nothing but the most beautiful women too. not too fat, not too thin, not too smart, not too stupid, ...................
     
  11. Davidoff

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    AHhh yes.. good call Sam.. I knew I'd get it wrong..
     
  12. robbie380

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    ok ive never really understood how guys can't feel anything when they are wearing a condom. most of my sex has been without jim hats but when i used them lack of feeling was never a problem. i mean its not like those things are that thick...i dunno i just think it is in some people's mind.
     
  13. Jeff

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    On a side note, recent surveys of college-aged men and women have shown that the average woman overwhelmingly prefers and average-sized penis to horse dildo because it is generally more comfortable. However, the percentage of women who say they must have a giant p*rn d*ck to be satisfied has increased over the past 20 years from around 4 percent to almost 10 percent.

    Those doing the surveys said that it was generally not attributed to comfort but to the perception that bigger is better. Some have even speculated (and I tend to agree) that the complex men have about size making a difference has actually influenced women to prefer telephone pole schlongs over normal, everday weiner.

    This goes contrary to the fact that the most popular selling vibrators on the market are actually average-sized rather than a night stick.

    The moral of the story is, most women don't care unless you talk about it over and over and constantly ask women about how they feel about it. So, shut the **** up!!!

    See, Playboy can be good for the articles too. :)
     
  14. swilkins

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    Back-fired? Give a break, dude. You post a dick related thread and didn't expect that most of the responses were cut-ups.

    Perhaps you could try to google this topic and visit the condom sites where you poor old tree trunks hang out.
     
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    Are you one of those people who posts those ads at universities asking for women or couples to test out new condoms? :)
     
  16. candlegreen

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    For a topic such as this.... If you're truly serious, wouldn't it make more sense to do the research through a search engine? Posting something like this in a forum that's meant to be sports related... you couldn't possible be serious or be serious enough to await a serious response.... seriously?
     
  17. gifford1967

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    This pole (poll?) was obviously conducted by pencil d!cked geeks and is hopelessly biased. The fact that you have chosen to post it calls into question the size of your wang.
     
  18. Deckard

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    This goes contrary to my experience! The ladies can tell the difference. :cool:
     
  19. MR. MEOWGI

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    Jeff said "average-sized", not "small".
     
  20. Deckard

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    :D

    Quit trying to make Jeff feel better about himself!
     

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