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  1. CCorn

    CCorn Member

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    How do you play it off... Man it's awkward. Friend of parents.

    I got nervous and help up two giant dildos and said GIFT SHOPPiNG
     
    #1 CCorn, Jul 18, 2014
  2. SwoLy-D

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    "So I guess old... Hanky Panky wasn't enough for ya, huh?"
    <object width="560" height="315"><param name="movie" value="//www.youtube.com/v/EGeZPj8uPRQ?hl=en_US&amp;version=3"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="//www.youtube.com/v/EGeZPj8uPRQ?hl=en_US&amp;version=3" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="560" height="315" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></object>

    :eek:
     
    #2 SwoLy-D, Jul 18, 2014
  3. fchowd0311

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    Depends on if they are milf material.
     
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  4. CCorn

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    No I'm 24, but I recommend everyone to try out a vibrating love ring. Your significant other will thank you.
     
    #4 CCorn, Jul 18, 2014
  5. SwoLy-D

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    I'm puzzled as to why you would need toys or any other thing (like a love ring) to have your significant other "thank you." :p

    No, but seriously speaking, what did you buy? :confused:
     
    #5 SwoLy-D, Jul 18, 2014
  6. REEKO_HTOWN

    REEKO_HTOWN I'm Rich Biiiiaaatch!

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    Ask jokingly, "Bachelor party!?!"
     
    #6 REEKO_HTOWN, Jul 18, 2014
  7. Mr. Clutch

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    Try making a pun.

    "It sure is HARD to find a good product in here."
     
    #7 Mr. Clutch, Jul 18, 2014
  8. Rocketman95

    Rocketman95 Hangout Boy

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    "Watch out for your cornhole, dude!"
     
    #8 Rocketman95, Jul 18, 2014
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    Drop lubricant and run!
     
    #9 Felixthecat, Jul 18, 2014
  10. CCorn

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    That's like saying chicken is good, why would you need to drink beer while eating it. You can make good things even better.

    Love rings are amazing. Along with flavored lube.
     
    #10 CCorn, Jul 18, 2014
  11. SexyButIgnorant

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    You suck at sex, lol.
     
    #11 SexyButIgnorant, Jul 18, 2014
  12. CCorn

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    Perhaps. But if you can't see, you buy glasses
     
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    [​IMG]
     
    #13 droopy421, Jul 18, 2014
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    Uncle HeyP is that you?
     
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  15. TheMystery008

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    You're the one to talk, Mr. I like being dominated by guys.
     
    #15 TheMystery008, Jul 18, 2014
  16. Deckard

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    It's never happened to me. That would be a bit awkward, and more awkward for the "older acquaintance" than you, in my humble opinion.

    By the way, you might want to look into ordering online if it really worries you. Amazon carries this sort of thing, believe it or not. Perhaps check the Liberator line of gizmos and technological thingies, not that I really know anything about such stuff.
     
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  17. Rocketman95

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    It'd be really awkward for you if it was an older acquaintance.
     
    #17 Rocketman95, Jul 18, 2014
  18. Deckard

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    Yeah, it would. They'd probably be in a wheel chair pushed by a nurse.
     
    #18 Deckard, Jul 18, 2014
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    <iframe width="560" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/7IYQU0hJHNY" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

    Did they ask you if you needed a release?

    Rocket River
     
    #19 Rocket River, Jul 18, 2014
  20. Rocketman95

    Rocketman95 Hangout Boy

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    FYI, people insinuating that toys indicate you can do the deed correctly are wrong. It's like saying "why have chocolate ice cream when you have vanilla??" The chances that Swoly's ever had non-missionary sex is < .00000001%.
     
    #20 Rocketman95, Jul 18, 2014
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