when you run into someone older you know at an erotic boutique.

if you browsed Amazon for some of their more esoteric offerings, you might be surprised at what the recommendation algorithm surfaces the next time you visit the site.

something to consider if more than one person uses your account.

 

Spoiler

I've already run into that problem, basso.

;-)-

 

indeed. one has as well.

 

Have a "MYSTERY SHOPPER" badge made and be ready to flash it when the occasion arises.

 

I prefer the blue pill.

 

Vitamin Blue- it's a helluva drug.

 

Sex is only taboo to make it more fun, 7 billion people on the planet and every one of them the result of a sex act, it's hardly a real "secret".

there's no real need to feel awkward about it

 

Tell them

it's summer people suppose get horny

 

I would probably just say "The gods of hypervirginity have smiled upon my translucent ****doll. Now I must take my queen back to my kingdom so we may engage in a coital romp so vigorous it will create a rift in space time from which the fruit of our union will one day enter and bring fiery justice to the Callopian people of Neptune."

 

How was their stock of Fleshlights?

DD

 

Chance for my experience to serve as a PSA...

Do not buy the "sexual performance enhancement" pills at gas stations displayed near the register. Turned a night of damn near guaranteed sex into a night of vomiting in the toilet.

 

Unless it's

Spoiler

one called Control in the Blue Package. It's made in Houston so it's got to be good!

 

What?

Spoiler

Stroll over to you doctor's office and get a script for Viagra. I wouldn't touch the over the counter crap for all the Tex Mex in San Antonio. They will gladly prescibe it to you (the pharm company that makes it gives the doctors samples to give to their patients to see if they like it - ask for a sample), and if they do, most insurance companies pay for it. The co-pay is on the high side, and you need to tell your Doc that you sometimes have a problem performing, so he/she can have something to put on your chart. He'll make sure that you aren't taking anything that conflicts with it. Go the sample route first and I'd be stunned if you don't get a couple to try. Officially, they're good for 4 hours, but they're really good for at least 6. Try 50 mg first. If you're a big guy, and I mean in the height and weight department, go with 100mg. Regardless, your significant other or date that's a "sure thing" will thank you for it. Allegedly, it also gives you a bit of a buzz while you're clubbing.

Not that I really know anything about this personally, of course.

 

Sure, but you can drink beer without chicken or you can eat chicken without beer. BAD ANALOGY. I'm saying if you feel the need to drink beer in order to enjoy chicken, you're not eating chicken correctly or the chicken has gotten boring for you. There are many ways to prepare chicken WITHOUT beer, you know.

What do positions have to do with TOYS? :grin:

 

So you play defence with your head then?

Wait, what?

 

I can picture you much better now.

 

Heard of invitro fertilization and other methods? I guess not all 7 billions are result of seks.

 

Masturbation is a sex act. Where do you think the sperm comes from?