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  1. Rocketman95

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    I'm not going to explain non-missionary sex to you.
     
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    ^^ :cool: Thank you. No one needs to have non-missionary sex explained, much less me.
    You are right. I shouldn't say you "NEED".

    REPHRASING: Sure, but you can drink beer without chicken or you can eat chicken without beer. BAD ANALOGY. I'm saying if you have to drink beer in order to make chicken more fun, you're not eating chicken correctly or the chicken has gotten boring for you. There are many ways to prepare chicken WITHOUT beer, you know.

    There. ^ Happy? :p
     
    #42 SwoLy-D, Jul 21, 2014
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    Can this board just please start ignoring Swoly and stop responding to him?
     
    #43 Duncan McDonuts, Jul 21, 2014
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    You have a small ring, don't you? :confused:
     
    #44 SwoLy-D, Jul 21, 2014
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    there are surgical methods of sperm extraction, followed by ICSI.
     
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    The proper response would have been to hi 5 them and move along.
     
    #46 no_answer, Jul 21, 2014
  7. CCorn

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    All I know is I'm going to make some fried chicken, and drink some miller light when I get home.
     
    #47 CCorn, Jul 21, 2014
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