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There is poop smeared on the lip of the urinal at work

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by bigtexxx, Feb 12, 2008.

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  1. bigtexxx

    bigtexxx Contributing Member

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    How on earth did that get there? I can't envision a scenario where that could happen.
     
    #1 bigtexxx, Feb 12, 2008
  2. Roxfan73

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    You have any Amish bowlers working there?
     
    #2 Roxfan73, Feb 12, 2008
  3. Apollo Creed

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    Are you sure it's poop? (human)

    Someone might've wiped their boot on the end of the urinal because it's low.

    You should go back and smell/taste it to be sure.

    1boy1urinal
     
    #3 Apollo Creed, Feb 12, 2008
  4. bladeage

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    i never understood how they get poop on the back end of the seat. Unless your butthole stretches all the way to the bottom of your spine, I don't see how that is possible.
     
    #4 bladeage, Feb 12, 2008
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    Great, another poop thread. Just what I need! :p
     
    #5 Lady_Di, Feb 12, 2008
  6. bigtexxx

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    I work on the 33rd floor of a downtown skyscraper. Nobody wears boots and nobody could possibly track mud up here all the way from the ground floor - it's a long walk and the mud would have come off. This is fecal matter
     
    #6 bigtexxx, Feb 12, 2008
  7. bigtexxx

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    More likely from tossing a used piece of toilet paper into the water
     
    #7 bigtexxx, Feb 12, 2008
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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
     
    #8 danny317, Feb 12, 2008
  9. Apollo Creed

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    I think it's time to start the interrogations :cool:
     
    #9 Apollo Creed, Feb 12, 2008
  10. justtxyank

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    How many stalls are in your restroom? If only one, maybe it was occupied.
     
    #10 justtxyank, Feb 12, 2008
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    It's a pre-valentine's day surprise. Taste it and get back to us.
     
    #11 Asian Sensation, Feb 12, 2008
  12. Apollo Creed

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    There's no way...most (if not all) urinals have a urinal cake in them that would prevent a turd from flushing down. He would've seen the deuce.
     
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    i have a friend who dropped a deuce in a urinal at slick willies pool hall.
     
    #13 danny317, Feb 12, 2008
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    " Well, I gots LOTS OF MONEY to throw on any skyscraper!!! Ya-hoo!!!!! [bang! bang! bang!]:p "
     
    #14 SwoLy-D, Feb 12, 2008
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    You know who to call
    [​IMG]
     
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  16. The Real Shady

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    Depends on how explosive the diarrhea is. If someone doesn't want to sit on the toilet seat, while having a severe case of the ****s, I can see this happening.
     
    #16 The Real Shady, Feb 12, 2008
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    But its ON the back part.. there is no way it could be that because its on the seat not on the inner rim. It doesn't look accidental, atleast not the times I have seen it. Also if you drop a pubic hair on the seat, please wipe it off, or blow it off or something.

    DO NOT leave your pubic hair on the seat.
     
    #17 bladeage, Feb 12, 2008
  18. Apollo Creed

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    Yeah I've seen a few floaters in my heyday as well at the bars...

    But this is a workplace! Have you no shame?

    Won't someone think of the children?!?!?!
     
    #18 Apollo Creed, Feb 12, 2008
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    Congrats.
     
    #19 bladeage, Feb 12, 2008
  20. WhoMikeJames

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    My best guess is that the stalls were used up and this guy was In a huge hurry.

    Speaking of poop/bathrooms, whats the most disgusting thing you have seen in a bathroom?

    A toilet glazed with piss in every spot possible with a sticky floor and **** smeared all over the seat with a purple/brown color liquid inside the toilet. Some gas station.
     
    #20 WhoMikeJames, Feb 12, 2008
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