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There is poop smeared on the lip of the urinal at work

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by bigtexxx, Feb 12, 2008.

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  1. Apollo Creed

    Apollo Creed Contributing Member

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    Blow on a public toilet seat?

    I just e-vomited.
     
    #21 Apollo Creed, Feb 12, 2008
  2. Rocketman95

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    Awesome.
     
    #22 Rocketman95, Feb 12, 2008
  3. thegary

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    what a non story. why didn't you just powerwash it off while pissing and have been done with it. what a whiny punk. :rolleyes:
     
    #23 thegary, Feb 12, 2008
  4. bladeage

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    Where the hell did the purple come from?
     
    #24 bladeage, Feb 12, 2008
  5. OrangeCountyCA

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    worthless without pics
     
    #25 OrangeCountyCA, Feb 12, 2008
  6. bladeage

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    Well you can fan it off with your hand if you feel better. But if it IS your pubic hair then gently pick it off or use a peice of TP to wipe it.
     
    #26 bladeage, Feb 12, 2008
  7. Drewdog

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    Probably dip (snuff).
     
    #27 Drewdog, Feb 12, 2008
  8. Rocketman95

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    That makes more sense. Wonder how the thread starter tested his theory.
     
    #28 Rocketman95, Feb 12, 2008
  9. Manny Ramirez

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    From the dude drinking grape juice...duh! :p
     
    #29 Manny Ramirez, Feb 12, 2008
  10. Manny Ramirez

    Manny Ramirez The Music Man

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    Why bigtexxx,

    I thought poop threads were "beneath you", LOL.
     
    #30 Manny Ramirez, Feb 12, 2008
  11. Master Baiter

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    I like BBQ Cornuts but they don't digest well.
     
    #31 Master Baiter, Feb 12, 2008
  12. playlife

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    Aren't we suppose to clean up the forum?
     
    #32 playlife, Feb 12, 2008
  13. Oski2005

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    I imagine everybody getting their mail at that building who has an SI subscription was using up the stalls, so some poor schmuck was actually "s**t out of luck" and had to poo in the urinal.
     
    #33 Oski2005, Feb 12, 2008
  14. Surfguy

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    Oh you think that's funny, huh?! Let me assure you, there is nothing funny... about going up to a nice, clean, unsuspectin' urinal, 'kay, droppin' your pants then... turnin' around... squattin' over that urinal, 'kay, maybe... maybe pullin' your buttcheeks apart with your hands, m'kay, and then smearin' out fudge on the lip of the urinal for all the world to see. Oh yeah, [to the snickerers in the forum who begin to laugh] that's real funny! I'm gonna catch this sonofabitch if it's the last thing I DO! M'kay?!

    When you dook on the urinal lip, it's bad, m'kay! How would you feel... if somebody came into your home, m'kay, pulled down their pants and laid a big mud monkey smear right on your toilet seat? Oh you think that's funny, huh?! Yeah, that's real funny! But there must have been some motive. Nobody would just smear dook on the urinal lip for no reason.

    Mr. Mackey
     
    #34 Surfguy, Feb 12, 2008
  15. Royals Ego

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    dare i say... best thread of the week!
     
    #35 Royals Ego, Feb 12, 2008
  16. bigtexxx

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    Wow. I just used the same restroom and noticed that they just installed an automatic air freshner in there for the first time ever. How timely
     
    #36 bigtexxx, Feb 12, 2008
  17. cwebbster

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    Someone left me a suprise in my toilet at the office.......I took a picture of it.....this is what it was....

    <img src="http://www.burningvillage.com/~kglinnen/quotes/images/030213poop.jpg"=>
     
    #37 cwebbster, Feb 12, 2008
  18. Royals Ego

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    why you do that? why? why? :( :mad: :( :mad:
     
    #38 Royals Ego, Feb 12, 2008
  19. Apollo Creed

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    This thread has turned to crap
     
    #39 Apollo Creed, Feb 12, 2008
  20. DonkeyMagic

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    what a ****ty situation
     
    #40 DonkeyMagic, Feb 12, 2008
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