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The Phantom Poop

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Xerobull, Dec 2, 2015.

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  1. Xerobull

    Xerobull You son of a b!tch! I'm in!

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    I had the strangest poop experience yesterday.

    Sat down, squeezed a big one out- this was big; uncomfortable, almost painful big. Heard it hit the water. Waited for follow ups, there were none. Got up to wipe, and the turd was GONE.

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    Wiped, no need. Flushed the toilet and it BACKED UP and I had to plunge!

    Could it be that I shot a perfect, huge turd directly down the drain and spontaneously clogged the terlet?

    [​IMG]
     
    #1 Xerobull, Dec 2, 2015
  2. Haymitch

    Haymitch Custom Title
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    This is the second nasty bathroom story I've heard this morning.
     
    #2 Haymitch, Dec 2, 2015
  3. davidio840

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    I believe that is called the "Ghost Poopie"

    [​IMG]
     
    #3 davidio840, Dec 2, 2015
  4. Mr. Clutch

    Mr. Clutch Contributing Member

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    Why is it nasty? No poop.

    I've had the phantom version where I confirm poop, but when I wipe it's already clean.
     
    #4 Mr. Clutch, Dec 2, 2015
  5. Jontro

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    So you've just experienced the Perfect Dump then?

    Haven't had one of those in a while.
     
    #5 Jontro, Dec 2, 2015
  6. Mr. Clutch

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    It would be weird if you had a really nasty wipe
     
    #6 Mr. Clutch, Dec 2, 2015
  7. Xerobull

    Xerobull You son of a b!tch! I'm in!

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    I looked for that thread to post this in! Ah well.

    More than perfect- self cleaning.
     
    #7 Xerobull, Dec 2, 2015
  8. tellitlikeitis

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    hotballa?
     
    #8 tellitlikeitis, Dec 2, 2015
  9. Dgn1

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    Look for a dildo instead of a turd, case closed:)
     
    #9 Dgn1, Dec 2, 2015
  10. No Worries

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    Cool story bro.
     
    #10 No Worries, Dec 2, 2015
  11. ferrari77

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    Man I swear I had two of those this year. Twas wondrous breh. I felt #humbled #blessed.
     
    #11 ferrari77, Dec 2, 2015
  12. Buck Turgidson

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    There is nothing perfect about a poop that requires the use of a toilet plunger.
     
    #12 Buck Turgidson, Dec 3, 2015
  13. heypartner

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    There's a Terrence Jones joke in here somewhere.

     
    #13 heypartner, Dec 3, 2015
  14. Xerobull

    Xerobull You son of a b!tch! I'm in!

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    It happened to my wife yesterday!
     
    #14 Xerobull, Dec 3, 2015
  15. The_Yoyo

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    It brings endless joy that you and your wife can share such an intimate and special experience together like this.

    10/10
     
    #15 The_Yoyo, Dec 3, 2015
  16. K mf G

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    i think xb just wanted us all to know he and his wife had large anal cavaties
     
    #16 K mf G, Dec 3, 2015
  17. Xerobull

    Xerobull You son of a b!tch! I'm in!

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    I have noassatall syndrome, so my stuff stays staged further up my colon. My wife, on the other hand, has a thick pooper, so I can't debunk your claim here.

    We cool like that.

    It's the toilet, really- our other toilets can take a much bigger turd. This one clogs on merely 'large'.
     
    #17 Xerobull, Dec 4, 2015
  18. SuraGotMadHops

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    [​IMG]
     
    #18 SuraGotMadHops, Dec 4, 2015
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    Just in time for the Xmas Yuletide log.

    Pairs well with a Xmas card.
     
    #19 Invisible Fan, Dec 5, 2015
  20. K-Low_4_Prez

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    When is the last time any of yalll pooped and didn't admire your work?
     
    #20 K-Low_4_Prez, Dec 5, 2015
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