I had the strangest poop experience yesterday. Sat down, squeezed a big one out- this was big; uncomfortable, almost painful big. Heard it hit the water. Waited for follow ups, there were none. Got up to wipe, and the turd was GONE. Wiped, no need. Flushed the toilet and it BACKED UP and I had to plunge! Could it be that I shot a perfect, huge turd directly down the drain and spontaneously clogged the terlet?
Why is it nasty? No poop. I've had the phantom version where I confirm poop, but when I wipe it's already clean.
It brings endless joy that you and your wife can share such an intimate and special experience together like this. 10/10
I have noassatall syndrome, so my stuff stays staged further up my colon. My wife, on the other hand, has a thick pooper, so I can't debunk your claim here. We cool like that. It's the toilet, really- our other toilets can take a much bigger turd. This one clogs on merely 'large'.