Been awhile since we have had one of these threads! For those who don't know, a perfect dump is when you do #2 and you either don't have to wipe at all or when you wipe the first time, nothing is on the toilet paper. And yes, they DO EXIST because I have had one in my whole life (been a long time ago).
One? Zero? Seriously? I've had plenty of no wipers, and I eat lots of real fattening, greasy food. The worst dump is when I think I've wiped it all, but then a little bit creeps out of my colon about an hour later and I have to re-wipe...
This thread is disgusting. Please tell me people don't take a dump, pull up their pants, and go wash their hands.
Yeech...I'm disgusted, yet I find myself returning to read... I hope someone starts a Mud butt thread.
Trainspotting toilet scene. NSFW, and probably not safe if you've just eaten (NSIYJE?). Spoiler <object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/WTG57zVzV-E"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/WTG57zVzV-E" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object> I've had a few moments like this, when seeing a toilet was the greatest moment of life (not the drug induced hallucination part). Ok, that was TMI. May we never speak of this again...
Holy crap man, I was just thinking about this movie today... That might be my favorite scene out of any movie. When I first saw it I was literally staring at the TV in amazement holding my breath. Nastiest bathroom EVER...
Man... If I wiped and saw nothing I would still wipe again. Perfect dumps are those when you spend 30min thinking up a Rockets trade.
Oh yes danielson...it is possible...I've have about two that I can remember, but within the past couple of weeks, I've had to use the whole roll, you know the un-perfect dump...Charmin Ultra rocks... Not sure why...I eat pretty healthy....
