alot of times there is blood in the stool because you squeeze a large turd out, and it tears your ******* a bit, and it bleeds in there. I'm 100% serious btw. Its most likely nothing to worry about, only in cases where the poop is like black with blood is there a problem.
That is absolutely not true. If you have bright red blood in your stool it is important to rule out sinister causes like rectal carcinoma and rule in benign stuff like hemorrhoids and diverticulosis.
omg Deck, actually yes her hands were really cold! but i'm not sure if it was my imagination because I'm not sure if you can feel that through latex gloves or not. it turned out i was fine, the doctor ordered the exam to search for something cancer related I think. I honestly was scared before I went to take the test but seeing her kinda made me forget the whole cancer thing.
Is that because this was always a fantasy of yours, and you didn't care if you died or not, since you were living that fantasy out?
this thread saved clutchfans' reputation after randomdude's YAO SIGHTING AT HIS HOUSE turd of a thread.
I'm sorry you had to go through this, but you have a very funny story for the rest of your life. I would have broke the silence, while the farting commenced and asked her for her number. Perhaps you could ask her if she would like to switch. If she laughs, then she's into anal sex and let me tell you buddy that's golden. Speaking of rectal exams, I had to get one from my physician last year. He lubed his digits and slided on in. I told him that it would have been nice if I'd gotten flowers first. He didn't think it was funny. I was happy that it turned out normal. I compensate for my insecurity with sarcasm and humor. I always have. Hopefully, that will be the last one he will get, but if it happens again, I will try to squeeze out a fart. Nothing is as pronounced as a grease fart. Then I could say, "Hey easy on the lube there cowboy, I have a date with a Doctor's Aide later.
